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van the man

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  1. Indeed it is. I think they have becoming very strange over the months. For a young couple who live an exciting life in modelling their home life is sooo boring. They could be residents in an old peoples home!!
  2. how do we see your profile on xhamspter?
  3. Shame if they hide from us now. They rarely have sex but when they do Nora is always amazing!!!
  4. I envy you guys with all those special cars. I was busy paying my kids school fees and 15% interest on a huge mortgage! Nice cars were only a dream. My first car was a Morris Minor. It was a quirky British car that was actually a rip off of the German Volkswagon Bettle. Having said it was not a classic car in actual fact they are now considered precisely that. Mine was in Racing Green and I called her Molly the Moggy, (as Morris Minors were called Moggy's). I loved that car and kept it for 9 years. I sold it to a guy who arrived at my house dressed as a Hells Angel on a wonderful motorbike. He drove up my driveway and I though he was going to kill me!!! When he took it away, after leaving his bike to pick up later, I shed a tear. There are not many on the road now but when I hear one drive past I recognise the engine sound before I see it. Memories come flooding back!!!
  5. She works shifts in a hospital so she may be between changing from nights to days.
  6. That pillow is more annoying than Paul!!! No nothing can be more annoying than Paul!!!
  7. She sure wants to please herself but just won't let it happen. It is just like that Sunday afternoon (night). Maybe, just maybe. Keep the cameras rolling those who can record.
  8. She loves teasing herself. The only problem is she is teasing her many viewers!!!
  9. Putin didn't need to spend $23 billion trying to impress the world. He just needed to ask Leora to caress herself every night for 2 weeks instead!!!!
  10. Wishful thinking but I like your request!!!
  11. Sounds a really interesting job. As a major lover of music I would always welcome advice on the best music systems or units to buy.
  12. Did anyone ask her to wave at the camera to prove it was her reading the posts. A specific request such as hold up your left hand and show three fingers. If she doesn't respond then the poster will undoubtedly be fake.
  13. That's unlucky! Still at least they took the load. Spitting it out is sexy depending on where they spit it!!!
  14. My own experiences suggest 90% do but maybe I just got lucky!!!
  15. Sounds interesting. Perhaps we can open up a new thread headed 'Delightfully kinky things to do when the lights are low'. Over to you Woodworker. Start the ball rolling... maybe we can discover more than 12!!!!
  16. What do you mean it is corrupt?
  17. Indeed I am. I would be very willing to fly in and advise Paul and helping him with practical, hands on demonstrations with Leora. Paul seems to me like a good guy trying to work out the best way to progress in life. He just needs to mature in his sex life to have any hope of a successful long term relationship with Leora or any other girl in the future.
  18. I think the reason people criticise Paul is simply because he frustrates everyone watching even more than he frustrates Leora! Everyone wants Paul to give Leora a skilful sex session. Watching him fumble around like an over excited 14 year old is embarrassing. If he is studying then for the sake of his relationship with Leora he needs to study how to please his girl. Being a selfish, one time, short and less than sweet lover is going to undermine his relationship if it continues. Learn how to caress her body, discover where her clit is, understand that a good licking is as pleasing to her as a good fuck. Understand that fingers can be very useful if used correctly. Learn to pace himself and even continue for a second time even if you are not really up for it. Think about pleasing her rather than just using her to please yourself. If he studied these things and learns fast he can then get back to his other studies. Go for it Paul!!!
  19. Is RLC down everywhere. I cannot get past the circles!!!
  20. Even if she is not in the mood she may as well save herself hours of groping by having 5 mins of sex!!
  21. Yes I know says Nora. That bitch comes round and expects to be fed. We give her crisps and she is still not satisfied. Anybody would think she expected a slap up meal!!! It's sooo nice to get my hands round that lovely hard smooth.... soup bowl!
  22. Paul is trying hard to get Leora in the mood. No dry humping yet! Maybe the boy is learning!!!
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