van the man

Father Christmas only comes once a year!!!! Nora makes the earth move when she does cum. Oh how I wish Kiko had more sex drive than Father Christmas!!

Nora looks amazing in that pencil skirt. Then again she looks amazing in (or out) of anything!!!!

I would put one on the end of Leora's middle finger!! Imagine what I could see with that!!!

Very few tats enhance a girls looks. A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl. The addition of a tat detracts from those looks. Maya's tat has definitely done her no favours. I noticed one of her friends who slept over had a big tattoo in the middle of her chest (not on her tits). It looked fucking awful as well!!!

How did the big bust up finish last night? Did they kiss and make up?

I hope you have plenty of Nurses to play with!!!

'A modern love story' 'Oh to impinge upon the minge, all slippery and wet and me all set, in I go and her face doesn't matter, all I can think of is how long I can twat her' It ain't Shakespeare or Squirrel or Chaucer but it says everything about guys attitudes to sex!!!!

So there you go. My point confirmed!!! I wake up to see OMG etc etc only to find a rambling old Dude!!!!

In Olde English you forgot other words for a females sex organ - twat, fag, fanny, beef curtains, cunny, front bottom, slit, muff, minge (a favourite of mine!), gash to name but a few!!! We always have been inventive with the English language!!!

She is trying to join a women's self help group 'How to achieve your first orgasm'. The site explains the first rule is to ditch men with bent dicks and the inability to resist shooting a cum load in under 5 minutes. The second is to teach your partner the exact location of your clitoris. Detailed handbooks are available for fully paid up members to distribute to their chosen partner. The third is to avoid running your hands through your hair more than 100 times in each 5 minute period of love making. The forth and most important is to use your own hand. Never let your partner apply pressure on your clitoris. Most men will never understand how a clitoris must be handled, even though some men have been known to apply the right pressure with their tongues. This rarity cannot be relied upon.

LOL!!! I know this thread is rarely used but when it pops up the excitement is all the greater!!!!! The let down seeing only the ramblings of old dudes is even greater!!!

Can you imagine there is another woman out there frustrated yet covered in cum!!!

We must stop using this thread for conversation!!!. It is our early warning system. I keep thinking my Nora is getting it on!!!

Szefu91 you just made me laugh out loud!!! What a twatty thing to think at that moment. The poor girl is in pieces!!!

Were you in the movie Deliverance!!! LOL!!!

The fucking soundtrack of that movie is not helping. It is soooo fucking noisy. Still it fits with the argument!!!

How the hell do they go from him bringing her off (or trying to!!) to all out war? Did he suddenly mention another girls name?

He is doing well not to get angry himself. She spat in his face and slapped him a few times. I think I would have found it very difficult not to slap her back especially for spitting. We need an a translation.

This is very distressing to watch. Whoever did what or said what it is always awful to watch such a row.

Something went wrong!! He is being very aggressive towards her. Gee I wish we could understand them. How does lovemaking end up as fighting!!!

That was Paul's master class in sexual relations!!!

That poor girl just gets excited and ohh dear Paul cums on her arse. She stops moaning instantly. He gets tissue. She wipes clean. He never thinks of her needs again! Oh dear Paul. I think you are actually getting worse!!!

Don't hold your breath. He will never learn!!! LOL!!!

I don't think he know women have a clit. If he does he thinks it is attacked from the rear with his full hand!!! Leora constantly tries to use her hands to guide him but he never gets the message!!! I only wish Leora would do it for herself. The trouble is he is nearly always in the apartment!!

I think we are frustrated with Paul's inability to understand women. I suspect Leora is his first girlfriend. He has no understanding of sex and foreplay is something he has never heard of! He can't identify the go signals from the no signals. In fact he never sees any signals! He simply gets horny and pushes himself upon Leora who either responds enthusiastically or responds reluctantly. Either way she ends up frustrated and let down. Paul remains in ignorant bliss and considers himself a stud for making Leora moan. By the way I suspect her moans are real but she overdoes the excitement which actually over excites Paul. I think the frustration we watchers feel is not being able to teach Paul about women!! We see a lovely girl being used but never satisfied. We envy Paul but want to slap him round the head for being like a small boy who is always misbehaving! I always feel inclined to support Paul. He is obviously an intelligent guy with ambition and I hope he makes himself a good life. He just needs to learn about women!!!!