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Leora is looking lovely in her red bra and pants along with her red garter. I think she is trying to stimulate Paul into action!!! She is also the best dressed Chef I have ever seen!

Last time I fucked my wife I thought she was dead!!! It wasn't until she got up to go to the bathroom that I realised her sexual technique was to simply lay as still as possible with a blank look on her face!!!

You guys are amazing. Your detective work would put Sherlock Holmes to shame!!! Keep up the good work.

Loving your work NL. Nora's ass is in the words of Tina Turner 'simply the best!'.

People hate the UK soooo much they are arriving in their fucking millions to live here!!! The UK and US have saved the world many times from tyranny (admittedly in the 2nd World War on the back of 20 million Russians) but then again Stalin killed more of his own people than anyone. Communism simply does not work. It creates poverty and desolation and creates mistrust and governments than spy on their own people to prevent any freedom whatsoever. Watch the movie 'Other People's Lives' to see how an all powerful state creates a monstrous society. Russia is a vast beautiful country with a wonderful array of different people. All it has lacked is good, honest government who live by the Magna Carta. Make a documentary about your own country and see what it gave the world. Yes it had its dark side but has done far more good than bad and created the modern world. In the lottery of life being born British makes you the winner. The worst thing we gave the world in recent times is that lying cheating, war mongering apology for a human being Tony Blair!!! My first rant for a quite a while and this after listening to my beloved Nora cum very loudly!!!!

Nora moaning loudly now!!!

Woodworker, you have certainly lived an interesting life. You should be proud that you have come through many difficult situations. I started life on a Council estate (in the UK these are homes provided to people who cannot afford to buy their own house). These estates can be difficult with many people being uneducated and troubled by unemployment and often drugs. Gangs existed although nothing like the gang culture in the US. Suffice to say it was a tough environment. I managed to avoid any trouble and got a decent education so managed to escape into a middle class way of life, however I have never forgotten that many people cannot escape and live tough lives over many years. It sounds like you had a really tough upbringing and yet you could write poetry and express yourself very well. Total respect Woodworker.

I meant to say BEFORE my life is over!!!! LOL!!! My only hope is GRANDMA/MOTHER!!!!

Mother/Daughter scene is like having the perfect dream come true you lucky man!!! I have not managed to achieve a threesome or gang bang. Plenty of women most of who told me they loved me. As soon as they said I love you I knew it was nearing the end. Too many complications!!! I live in hope of a threesome but my life is over!!!

Yes me too. It has always intrigued me that some women positively hate anal and some positively love it. I will NEVER understand women!!!!!

One of the best driving songs is L A Woman by The Doors. Fucking hell it is impossible not to put your foot down to the floor and blast at speed to 7:50 mins of driving rock. Another is 'Bat out of Hell' by Meatloaf. I am sounding like a hell raising rocker when I actually much prefer Motown and Northern Soul, however good rock is damn good. Shit kerang! is shit! Rap is really the pits. Never forget Rap has a silent C as in CRAP!!!

Well I have finished eating up the Big Apple!!! A long week away from RLC and CamCaps and so many posts to catch up on. I was pleased to see our good friend NL has returned amply demonstrating his video skills and providing everyone with great clips. I have spent the last couple of days catching up and it's good to see the regulars keeping up the fine traditions of acerbic comments and wit! By the way New York was fucking freezing!!! I loved it but New Yorkers are sadly not the most welcoming of people. I am sure they are not representative of the majority of Americans.

Ass fucking is a vital piece of sexual pleasure. Once the wife has had a couple of kids conventional sex is like fucking the English Channel Tunnel!! Friction is impossible!!! A nice tight ass (female for me!) is perfect!!! I have been lucky that I have always managed to get women to let me fuck their ass. Many women endure it rather than enjoy it but again I have been lucky to find women who actually prefer it and positively encourage the move from pussy to ass. My particular favourite is 'Ass to Mouth'. I love the commitment to loving me that it demonstrates.

As the saying goes.. I am dyslexic KO!!! Why is the word dyslexic so fucking hard to spell!!!

What songs had a profound affect on the world or at least their country of origin........ 'God Save The Queen' by the Sex Pistols. It shouted very loudly at the UK establishment and created debated that stretched to the Houses of Parliament. It got banned by the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) or as I like to say, the Biased Broadcasting Corporation. The anger of British youth came pouring out. A brilliant song. I'm sure we old dudes can think of many more.....

I have the vinyl too. I just don't have the turntable working to play it at the moment. Ipod serves me well though. It was (is) a great song and it is still relevant today. Anti-war songs are always current!!! The UK also loves satire along with irony. It is the essence of virtually all our humour. Remember 'You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant, excepting Alice!!!'

In the UK we have the (now not so wonderful) BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation). This once wonderful organisation was respected all over the world for producing quality programmes and informative, and importantly unbiased world news. Sadly it is now a left wing dominated organisation that shows bias against any conservative opposition to their liberal agenda. When we were ruled (disastrously) by the left wing Labour Party led by that weasel and war mongering multi millionaire Tony Blair followed by Gordon Brown, the BBC stood for the Blair Brown Corporation. The BBC is funded by a TV licence system which means everyone owning a TV must pay £140 for the privilege of watching any TV even if they never watch the BBC. Failure to pay can result in a jail term! In return the BBC seeks to undermine all conservatives, supports Islam (no criticism of it is ever allowed but attacking Christianity is encouraged). They make trashy TV to keep the masses happy and suitably sedated from any idea of protest. Many say that they also make lots of good programmes and I would agree this is true, however they have no budget issues as commercial reality never enters their tax funded, bloated organisation. At least Americas trashy TV is funded by advertising. The UK has to pay a tax to watch trash.

I agree Paul is a smart guy. He just needs to mature as a man. Given time I'm sure he will but I am not sure he will still be with Leora!

It was a Christmas present so when I booked it the forecast for March was 10C instead it is almost minus 10C!!! Even the American weather is no longer reliable!!! I am just hoping war is not declared with Russia over the Ukraine!!! One Crimea war is enough!!!

Well done Lord Acton! My memory is sketchy these days!! Indeed a great song. The movie of the song was OK too.

5 X 8 glossies, framed - Are those words from Arlo Guthrie's 'Alice's Restaurant'. Such a great anti-war protest song and almost 25 minutes long!!

I understand your thinking but with a hotel in the centre of New York I am stuck with exploring the city!

Wise words again Squirrel. I think watching porn is soulless for that very reason. It also explains why reallife and other such sites are popular. Watching two people who have a real connection is far better than watching professional sexual athletes perform! I am sure Leora loves Paul reinforced by her need to be with someone. She really is a little girl in a woman's world. She is lovely though!!!

Well I have only one more day to wait before I begin my vacation to New York. I have only ever been to the States once before so am looking forward to visiting Obamaland!! I have loads of dollars in my pocket thanks to Mr Obama constantly undermining the worlds former economic power house. I got loads of dollars for my few pounds!!! Any suggestions for where I should visit in New York would be welcomed. I know the obvious but any hidden gems would be interesting. How will I survive without RLC or CamCaps for a week!!!!

Thanks for sharing your story Woodworker. It sounds like you had a tough start in life. I guess being able to look after yourself and earn respect in your circle is important in the States. I guess it is the same in any country but in the UK we do it with knives rather than guns! I totally identify with never lying to friends. I have always said in my life that I may let down my family or my wife but I would NEVER let down my friends. Have you ever played the game of asking who you would entrust a $1million to if you had to give them the money without any record of doing so and rely on them giving it back to you. Who out of your friends (not family) would you choose to trust? I am pleased to say that all my friends have said they would choose me. I take that as the greatest compliment to my friendships. Be tough in life but always show respect.