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I had sex with Kylie Minogue last night and there a few things I think you should know. 1/ She is an animal and as sexy as hell 2/ The staff at Madam Tussaud's are a miserable bunch of bastards with NO sense of humour.

The producers of "Survivor" have asked Yoko Ono to star in the next series. They reckon she will do very well seeing she has been living off one dead beatle for the last 40 yrs

Girl says to Father, Hey Dad, is it better to pass or fail a test. Dad replies, Pass a test of course, Why? Girl replies, Oh that good because I just passed my pregnancy test!

I love the way this chick sucks her juice off of her fingers after she cums. She was watching something on her phone a few mins ago and started tickling her twat, but seems to have stopped again. Come on girl, have another red hot go pls.

Hi All, been away for a while. Thx Joeymonster. I just watched the same thing, Julia came in spades on the lounge, a bit surprising there wasn't a huge wet patch on the cushions afterwards. When she was in the doggy position, I was hoping the dildo was going to slide up her tight little bum hole . This chick is gorgeous.

I havent been here for a while as I work away and all internet activity in our remote work camp is monitored, but I think I have a new favourite lady on RLC. Kitty is gorgeous!!

Q; Whats the difference between Australian girls and Iranian girls A; Australian girls get stoned before they have sex A catholic priest wakes up in hospital on a trolley bed being pushed through the wards after having a heart attack, " Am I in Heaven he asks". "No said the nurse, we're just taking a short cut through the children's ward."

What is she playing with, is rat or a Siberian hamster

Thx Amy, If you don't mind, if that photo is of you, your a very pretty lady. BTW, that was about 7-8 yrs ago when I was living in the UK

no not him, its me a few yrs ago

In his hand???? WTF, What a waste, he needs to massage it all in on his girl, its great for the skin. Thx Ashley. I reckon I haven't done my job if she doesn't cum first. After all, It's all about the girl, or it should be. A bottle of Red and hot spa night, me thinks. Cheers till tomorrow Jon

Thx Amy Don't have a lot of time to spend here, just bits and pieces when it's quiet at work. Sara is sensational and I don't mind Svetla either, great tits, I like a slightly fuller figure. We dont take ourselves too seriously here in Aus, and yes the beaches are great, but so is the countryside where I spend most of my spare time with my pet kangaroo, Robert. I spent a bit of time on CC on RLC, but I am finding it's more of the "lighter side" here, so I thought I would dip my toes in the water, just got to watch out for the great white pointers. Oh look it's knock off time, Time to go home and have sex in the spa. (Hot Tub for you Yanks) Cheers Jon

It is the whole idea of it Ashley, we usually cum together too unless I am going to town on my lady, then she explodes on me and I love it. It would be good to see more of the girls screaming in ecstasy on here, begging for more while he downloads all over her body. Cheers from Aus Jon

I was wondering if the jug on the bed side table was lemon water of a jug load of cum Cheers Jon

You know, I don't understand that train of thought, letting him cum first. I reckon it's the man's job to satisfy his lady until she has a mind shattering orgasm before he gets to orgasm. Even better when you f*&k like rabbits and cum together.

Oh really, I will have to get my girl to try that, she loves pineapple (and its cheap here in Aus) I can think of a few other things to do with the celery too. Sara is so gorgeous, she has an amazing body and seems to really enjoy herself when having sex, and the look on her face when she comes is pure ecstasy.

Hahahaha too funny, He needs to eat some pineapple

Just managed to copy the last 5 mins of Masha and Sasha having another roll in the hay, He fucked her long and slow from behind, then let rip on her pelvis and on her stomach, she looks like she would be a great fuck, she enjoys it very much.

Which girl is this please, she is gorgeous. I think i'm in lust!

Probably really good with her teeth in the dark :)

Thanks Hayward She is such a hot chick in the bedroom

Just watched Efim wake up at 0530 and put the hard word on his girlfriend for a roll in the hay whilst she was sleeping, she brushed him off and did he get the shits or what. She came over to spoon him, he kept brushing her away until he got up and walked off. What a child, grow up you prick. She is hot though.

Very nice, thank you

It's a pretty wankfest of an idea to block full screen, next thing you know, they'll tell all the apartment dwellers not to fool around anywhere but the bedroom's, that would stuff it for Leora, (my 2nd love) Nelly(my 3rd) & Bogdan, Masha & Sasha wouldnt it.

A man was badly constipated, and had been for several weeks, so he went to a doctor to try to alleviate his problem. The doctor prescribed suppositories, and told the man to take one once every four hours. The man left the doctor, happy that his problem would soon be gone. When he got home, he quickly took a suppository, swallowing it down with a glass of water. After four hours, nothing happened, but he figured that these things take time, so he swallowed another one down, hoping that he would reap the benefits very soon. After several days, he was still constipated, so he returned to the doctor. When he explained that he took one every four hours, as prescribed, the doctor exclaimed: "What the hell are you doing? Swallowing them?" The man replied, sarcastically: "NO, I'M SHOVING THEM UP MY ASS!!"