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Captain Kangaroo

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  1. Captain Kangaroo
    She better be open to taking some backdoor service because the front door is painted with red at this time
  2. Captain Kangaroo
    Whats really sad is when you want a fat ass lazy bird like that for making up an awesome pot of homemade chicken noodle soup and all you can find at the local markets are skinny ass anorexic yoga birds that have smaller breast then Dasha 🤣🤣 I Like animals. But a lot of animals are just FOOD!!
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    MSG Use in Europe is illegal. Plus the oil used to cook the chicken if they are deep fat frying is most likely not the same 20W50 Race Oil we use in the states....
  4. Captain Kangaroo
    Yeah, It's called stupid fucks like you!!!
  5. Captain Kangaroo
    I Simply DON'T FUCKING CARE what Brandon does in a bath at the villa or at GP!!! If you wanna watch him twist his crank and shoot his jizz, feel free to get your jollies doing so!! And how are you so SURE HE IS A DIRTY ASSHOLE? Do you test it's cleanliness with your tongue? I will go watch the cats do nothing outside!!
  6. Captain Kangaroo
    I dont believe I have any status 🤔🤣
  7. Captain Kangaroo
    Thank You Sire!!!🤣
  8. Captain Kangaroo
    Very True. I agree
  9. Captain Kangaroo
    Caroline and that cat have a seriously tight bond. Cat trying to mimic Caroline brushing her hair 🤣
  10. Captain Kangaroo
    L&T Having a friendly game of GO FISH this am 🤣👍
  11. Captain Kangaroo
    Without any doubts in my mind 🤤
  12. Captain Kangaroo
    Just needs some special sauce and the burger will be PERFECT!!
  13. Captain Kangaroo
    And people wonder where the bimbos get their ideas from 🤔
  14. Captain Kangaroo
    Do they have such a thing in Europe🤔 I'm sure we do here in the states for the weak generations that come into play after mine
  15. Captain Kangaroo
    I am surprised that Rex has not hung up hazmat quarantine curtains between the rooms yet
  16. Captain Kangaroo
    Poor girl must be exhausted. I mean she has been the victim of SO MUCH STRESS AND DURESS 🙄🤣
  17. Captain Kangaroo
    Yeah Charlie is vicious like a pit viper and kicking mule 🤣🤣
  18. Captain Kangaroo
    Amalia giving the fans a Yoga show
  19. Captain Kangaroo
    LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 That is the first time I have EVER ran something I typed out that has been translated to a different language back through translator. HOLY SHIT what it reads out as now is HILARIOUS Oh, another outburst before we leave Why the hell to worry about putting this place UM 🙄 We all saw the excitement there tonight. There's more action than he's had that place in the last month since Charlie started fucking Martin and kicking him in the butt on the sidewalk errrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaa every night 🤔 More Police! 😂
  20. Captain Kangaroo
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-p-ubYmuhDI
  21. Captain Kangaroo
    Believe me I agree but this IS RLC 🤣🤣🤣 And they are of a Different generation and from Europe. So Yeah, There is a WHOLE LOT of weird going on!! And NO I would not whack off at any of my female friends' houses. Mainly because I have none that are hot enough to get me hard these days 🤣🤣 And Yes BrandO did twist one off whilst buzzing his balls I seen the TN in the RP listings. Hopefully he had enough respect for her(not that she deserves) to NOT stick it in his ass
  22. Captain Kangaroo
    She picks her nose very well 🤣🤣
  23. Captain Kangaroo
    Yeah there is NO Trust or Faith in that Shit Bond
  24. Captain Kangaroo
    You have drank WAY TO MUCH OF THE TOXIC FEMINIST KOOL AIDE!!! As well as Sayn drank the BRAINO DRAINO to believe any GD Thing she tells him!! I would have walked out the door the first morning that she didnt join me in bed at BED TIME!!! And the Leach's Ass Would have been tossed over the balcony!!
  25. Captain Kangaroo
    Yup Yup Yup 👍 She wasn't shabby looking. Better then Vanessa 🤣
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