TBG 150

On the rare occasion, I do wish. But for the most part, she's a good kid. I'd have to look pretty far to find another.

My apologies Mr. Squirrel, Sir. But I neglected to quote the post prior to yours by our esteemed Old Dude, Mr Woodie. The last postion of his post best reflects my puzzled state. But I make so many comments, he would need to pick one in specific.

I thought that you were an English Professor, not an Attorney. Wait. A public school teacher has to be an Attorney in todays schools.

Buddy, I'd hit all 4 of the girls in the pics. There is no such thing as bad sex. Some is just better than others.

Sumtin tells me I've just been called a Dyke. But I'm not sure. ???

Looks like Woodie needs some new spank material. ;D I gotta admit though, I love reading sexy storied from women. You get to know how they think. And that ain't easy.

I prefer closely trimmed and taken care of, or shaved properly. Going down on a 3 day old growth is hell on the face and lips. I say that because I absofuckinglutely LOVE to eat pussy. If you're going to shave, maintain it. But a wild bush? Nah, it retains the smell and taste of stale pee. What could be more of a turn off. Unless you're into that sort of stuff. It's like a woman going down on an uncut guy that doesn't maintain hygiene. It ruins the moment. Like the first impression, if it's bad, you'll remember it forever. I'm a stickler for personal cleanliness, and close to a germophobe. Some of the old expressions hold true. But if it smells like fish, it needs soap and water. To answer the original question. NO!!! @Van... I've been married to a real redhead for 25 years. It's super fine hair compared to a dark haired woman. Real blonds are rarer than redheads in my findings. Mine's also a Mick. Redhead, pale skin and blue eyes. Men prefer blondes because they look cleaner. It's a hidden thought in their brains. If I could just find a blonde Oriental... Hmmm.

Don't you do that all of the time? Well, as long as they're lickable anyway.

Nope. Read Reply #38 that Squirrel posted. You will sit quietly and await my return, at which time you will adorn me with a nice massage, a chilled vodka and kisses all over. :)

I'll be sure to make it cherry red. ;) Okay folks. I need to bow out. 3 am is gonna cum fast enough. I need all of the beauty sleep that I can get.

You should have seen the bathroom when she got out too. Huskey hair holds a lot of water.

WOW, Rodent. That Creed is the ultimate. I'm gonna copy that one and pin it on the fridge.

What's this 'two of us stuff'? And dark side? I shine on my dark side. It's the friendly side you don't want to know. You thought that kids were bad? And while you sit there and think of what you should do, I'll have her tied up and screaming with pleasure.

Can't have some old dude movin in on my kitten.

RLC is just a fapping show for pre-pubescent kiddies who's parents locked up the computer and phone on them. If they knew where to look on the Web, there are a million sites detailing how to bypass such locks.

PM me a few of those wild fantasies. I can make them all come true. Be very detailed right down to letting me lick the welts. :) As long as large sums of money aren't included. Then I'm shit outta luck.

Watch it there Woodie. If anyone is gonna be spankin' kitten around here, it's gonna be me. No one elses hand print will be there but mine. I am Master. Kitten will obey her Master.

Getting back on topic though. I do want to die knowing that I taught an innocent young woman what it's like to have the best sex she'll ever get until she finds a man again. Not some pimply faced kid that will cum all over her before he even gets it out of his pants. That first orgasm needs to be the most memorable one. I know I'll never forget mine. I was 14 and she was 18. I touched and licked my first pussy, my first tittie and got my first BJ all at the same time. And it was all under the skilled hands of a hot British minx. She taught me everything there was to know in that 4 months she stayed with us. Ahhhhh, the memories.

It happens every day. You read it in the paper on on the local news that a parent has been shot/stabbed/mutilated, because little Johnny can have the latest video game.

Meerkat has been checking in with me. Now that Lora is preggo, she's moody, hot, cold, sick, etc... So MeerKat has been staying clear of her mood swings and hides in the hall or the bedroom.

The power of the pink. Kitten, get yourself a high dollar, high class gentlemens club and dance. You'll make a grand plus a night for a 6 hour shift.

No. They want money and toys in exchange for sex.

I never had kids, because I just plain don't like them. Plus I'm a selfish prick and don't want to spend money on a kid that may end up killing me. I also have no one to leave it all too. Cuz when I go, I'm going out with a very large debt. I've lived my whole life never carrying a credit card balance. I pay for everything cash or I use their interest free money. It's bad enough I have to pay the pricks for mortgage interest.

I see that here all of the time. The guy pays for all of the plastic surgery, the fake boobs, veneers on the teeth, the cars etc... And then bye-bye old man. I look good now. I can go get me a hot young dude with a 9 incher.

You ain't shittin'. I always wondered why the little Chinese girl I have the hots for looked at me real funny when I printed out the translation for her. I wonder what it really said.