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Freddie57

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  1. Most knew it was something that was not going to last for a long term. Kristy was nowhere being close to going or being dyke like Taylor.
  2. She'll be sleeping all day tomorrow. Put a hex on her phone and laptop that the screens burn out.
  3. Go have a cold shower. You'll feel better.
  4. Leora & Paul in their later years.
  5. Her whole life routine is backwards. Chores are usually the first thing in a day to get done. With Leora it's keeping her hands on her dirty cunt and playing with the phone and laptop seems to be a priority over chores.
  6. Dude doesn't even live there and the motherfucker helps himself to whatever he wants in the fridge that doesn't belong to him.
  7. 5:00AM and the cunt is still on the laptop.
  8. Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?' The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.' The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jelly and ice cream. It's a breeze. The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?' The first kid says, 'A circumcision.' 'Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!
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