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Hey Kids! Listen in! Nick writes perfect English. He puts his comments into translate.google.com, shoves it sequentially to Spanish, Russian, and Turkish, and then he travels to bing.com/translator/ and inserts the Google result, and then he translates that into Klingon. Then, he translates it back to English and posts the results. This is a well guarded secret, so don't tell anybody how he operates. In other words, kids, :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X PS: I love the kangaroo stuff... serious I can't wright LOL Spell check can't figure it out what I want to wright , I cane talk 5 language but non of them I cane spell or wright, my grammar sucks lol.thanks God I can't wright otherwise you all be sorry I will drive every one crazy

way to go tbg150 I am racist :-) I love this man https://www.youtube.com/embed/RWcVguB0GaY Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, don't fuck with Paul Weston. Paul Weston is special. He's the messiah, the second coming and if you knew how hard it is to come twice, you'd know how special that is. I am not fucking with him I love him he is my hero , he tells the way it is :-) Just like me, I say the way I see, if you knottiest, I sad I am racist :-) I love this man Nick, maaate, you got it half right. Yes, Paul Weston does tell it the way it is. You tell it the way you think it is, and trust me, it aint! I thought I talk funny , I think you need more then Six pack Maate I don't Understand what you are talking LOL

You are correct. Foamy is always right -- at least on Thursdays. I originally wanted to catalog such action (wake up time, go to work time, etc.) but menstruation screwed up my stats. The only dependable woman for ordinary activities was Lora. The damn woman was clockwork, but she's gone now. Little Squirrel misses her for her dependability, and definitely misses Meerkat for his personality. Thank you for your research. You've got more patience that most of us. Man you, guys have the patience I am not watching anymore RL Monastery Thanks God , I don't want to be psychiatrist :-) , or wait that special moment that I jack it of :-) Way to go Hollywood wait that special moment and Jack off maybe ones a year more power to you man I love CC I have more fun hear then seat 24/7 watch losers, in my opinion they all losers, If that's what you all call real life , Fuck that I don't want to live the way they do. I raider be out having fun with my Girls with real thing

way to go tbg150 I am racist :-) I love this man https://www.youtube.com/embed/RWcVguB0GaY Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, don't fuck with Paul Weston. Paul Weston is special. He's the messiah, the second coming and if you knew how hard it is to come twice, you'd know how special that is. I am not fucking with him I love him he is my hero , he tells the way it is :-) Just like me, I say the way I see, if you knottiest, I sad I am racist :-) I love this man

after six pack OziOzi wonder what could be worse than a colonoscopy? Now you know.... http://www.youtube.com/embed/gSw4CLV14sQ?

way to go tbg150 I am racist :-) I love this man https://www.youtube.com/embed/RWcVguB0GaY

Thanks God I don't drink, Now I see what booze dose to you , the reason I don't like drinking one drunk driver almost kill me , But I am hear Trolling , Hey ozi why you think I am fake LOL I say the way I see ,

JOJO knows it all , I am watching you JOJO , I LoVE CC LMAO JOJO

Hey darkman how many chikens did you to day :-) looks like not many that's why you on RL Manestery LMAO

you have to work for Russian Mafia , and you cane be prisoner or Slave

Calong --old buddy-- where you been? Flopping around in a California lake? They had a huge and final argument; Stefan decided he was better off with his fucking computer, and Alma hangs out at Isabel's on a regular basis since her friendship with I&M has been renewed. You'll see Alma there, often. (They did lunch today. Cuz girls just wanna have lunch.) As for the new couple, I'm thinking they actually work for a living because I've only seen them once since they moved in. It's probably a refreshing change to have functional adults on RLC... way to go Foamy you sad it man ,

You know, wherever I go in this great country, newbies come up to me and ask "Foamy, how did you get so skilled at navigating CamCaps and knowledgeable about the secrets of RLC? I simply and modestly respond: I rely on my extensive government training. This is worth the brief download time if you want to become a master and impress the hell out of your favorite RLC girls... http://dirtybin.com/KZ :D :D :D That was cool , I feed them I buy every week big bag of peanuts lol,they come front of my studio, some times I forget they jump on my window where are my penults I LMAO, I love animals I think sometime they better then humans

Whelp, Nick, you're kinda a shit-stirer-upper, and it's a very demanding job, but you're a pretty cool dude, so I'll help you out whenever I can. Besides, we don't want to overwork tbg. -1 generously provided. ;D Thanks man I need - Karma you and tbg is the best that means I am doing something right , poushing right nervs .by the way I don't see Pirate anymore what happen to him , looks like I derived him crazy :-)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not politically correct, but could change the subject to many different categories!! A Northern Territory Black Fella picks up a hooker off the streets of Alice Springs. 'How much you charge for hour, sister?' he asks. '$100,' she replies. He says 'You do Black Fella style?' 'No' she says. ' I pay you $200 do it Black Fella style' 'No', she says, not knowing what Black Fella style is. 'I pay you $300' 'No', she says. 'I pay you $400' 'No', she says. So finally he says, 'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Black Fella style..' She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from Voyeurs from every part of the world. How bad could Black Fella Style be?' So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is ' Black Fella style'?' The Black Fella replies 'You send bill to Government'

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy ?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan ! _______________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _____________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _________________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ > ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? > WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CATHOLIC HORSES A bookie was at the races playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a long shot - won the race. Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto the track. Sure enough, he blessed one of the horses. The bookie made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse won the race. He collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the Priest would bless next. He bet big on it, and it won. As the races continued the Priest kept blessing horses, and each one ended up winning. The bookie was elated. He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited for the Priest's blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on ... True to his pattern, the Priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was 100/1. This time the priest blessed the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag. The bookie knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag. He watched dumbfounded as the old nag pulled up and couldn't even finish the race. In a state of shock, he went to the track area where the Priest was. Confronting him, he demanded, 'Father! What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last race, the horse you blessed never even had a chance. Now, thanks to you I've lost every cent of my savings!'. The Priest nodded wisely and with sympathy. "You are not Catholic are you my son?" "No, I'm Jewish" ; "That's the problem", said the Priest, "you couldn't tell the difference between a blessing and last rites".

OZI when you Right you right , I hate war I don that in Vietnam I see Nightmares till now , and if you read I sad F*** Hamas I hate Hamas , Look my friend what Happened to Jews IN WWII under Nazis Holocaust was very Bad , that's why I believe all Humans must be free , if your not free and you live in one Concentration Camp they learn how to hate, That's what happening now in Palestine they want freedom, bye the way Jews and Arabs they Brothers aren't they, they love to kill each other is this news is it propaganda? just happened to day, http://www.jpost.com/Operation-Protective-Edge/US-appalled-by-latest-Israeli-shelling-of-UN-facility-369929 http://www.timesofisrael.com/france-israel-security-does-not-justify-carnage/ http://www.timesofisrael.com/uk-reviewing-arms-export-licenses-to-israel/

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Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear . Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES ORIGINALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wet and wild, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Nominated as the world's best short joke A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.

True. The Hamas ans other terror organizations in Gaza just want to kill as many Israelis as they can. You Right Thomas , Look this terrorist what they doing to poor Israeli solders every day , feel so sorry for the solders they have to live every day like this , Kill dose terrorist in there home land , . Now you see why Hamas, Israel created!!!!!!! Hamas and Hesbala In Lebanon , Israel Had the best partner in peace negotiation Abbas just 2 months ago they F*** big time, him and USA .Israel spied on Kerry during peace talks — report. Bye the way just watch this video you might learn why Israel Created terrorist Hamas , specially who studding psychology https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uy72YZeC9s&feature=youtube_gdata

well they started, I put funny jock Video Jon-Stewart and they all gang on me they made me anti Semitic , which I am not , and you know me I don't tack bull s*** , I say the way it is , and I am having funny getting lots of -Karma I love it

Thanks all you giving me - Karma I love it, more is better I must doing something right :-) I like to see up to 2.000.0000

Yes, my friend. You are an artist. Camcaps seems to attract one or two brilliant artists occasionally. Only a few are good. You're damn good. Artists on Camcaps are always very good and interesting to me, although I prefer the female artists of RLC like Leora and Nora and Diana a bit more. For obvious reasons. ;) (I'm certain you understand little squirrel's position on appreciation for fine art... :P) (PS. I am not a visual artist because I cannot draw a decent bunny, so I'm stuck with being a fucking writer. If you and I look through the goddamn sofa cushions, we might find enough coins to buy a cup of coffee these days.) I prefer the female artists to :-) most my costumers are female and yang ones:-) I love what I do, I see better looking girls Then RLM :-) I don't go to RLM Boring to me CC better , I love to get - Karma , that means I am pushing right baton