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Nora's pathological need to dim the lights and fuck with the camera quality drives me nuts.

Jess's putting on panties. :(

Jess has a pretty pussy, no matter what colour it's painted.

They sleep nude together every night. It'd be nice if this were the start of something fun.

Oh shit, Jess and Karol...

Danaya's my new hero. She's sucking Karol's nipples like she means it.

I didn't know Nora smokes. Never seen her with a cigarette before. Is this new?

I just want to know why the cake with the banana slices on top is sitting out on the balcony. I must've missed that last night.

LOL Six hours of women speaking Russian, and Nora says "Fuck politeness". I'm dyin' here. Fuck Politeness.mp4

Looks like you got your wish. Massage video.

Nearly. Without all the panties it'd be perfect.

Jessica really gets into watching a movie. I kinda want to sit her down and watch Toy Story 2 with her just to see if she cries.

Yes, that dreadful sex scene in the pool where Elizabeth Berkeley demonstrates that she's never seen nor experienced an actual orgasm. She looks like she's havin a seizure.

That pool-sex scene is hilarious.

Movie's almost halfway through and nobody's had to pause it to go pee. Every girlfriend I've ever had would've done that by now. And nobody's staring at their celllphone... I should move to Europe.

She's usually got at least one boob out, which I'd say is a pretty attractive character trait in a woman, and she's sporting a remarkable pair of assets. Mostly though, I just think her face is gorgeous and I like her voice (when she's not being whiny). Seems like a lot of Russian women have deeper voices. Guys too, actually. Maybe it's just the way the language is constructed. Come to think of it, Leora has a rather pleasant voice too, I'd say. It's all a matter of taste anyway. I can certainly see why Jessica and Nicole appeal to so many guys in this forum. Nora, not so much - she's really not my type at all. That said, a lot of guys seem to find her very appealing, and that says something good about living in a world full of diversity, so I'm glad about that. Also, this movie is actually even worse than I remember.

It's actually kind of interesting to see how they react to this film. I mean, it doesn't paint a very pretty picture of being a woman involved in the business of being sexy. Jessica seems to be enjoying the film. Nora's appears amused by it's goofiness (and probably Elizabeth Berkley's ludicrous overacting). Irma looks like the movie is causing her actual, literal pain. Understandable, I think, this is a truly terrible flick. Watching people watch Showgirls is, apparently, more entertaining than watching the movie itself.

Oh god. They're watching a Russian translation of Showgirls. This is going to be cheesy.

What do you do when you're trapped on a couch between two snuggly, beautiful women? Play with your iPad. (The Image Content is no longer accessible and has been removed).

She's probably Lev's sister. That'd explain them all being comfortable with her being sort of affectionate with him.