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  1. Of all the cruel bastards Who've badgered and battered me, You are the cruelest of all! Can't you see what your gentle Insanities do to me? Rob me of anger and give me despair! Blows and abuse I can take and give back again, Tenderness I cannot bear! If one chooses to work in the sex industry, it is necessary to develop a skin thickness to deal with hormone enraged studs. Yes, she is a human and deserves the same respect any of us do. Her choice of activities make her the mare on the other side of the fence from a horny stallion. Nothing is more irrational than a stallion with a boner and no way to get relief. If she does not develop the callouses necessary to deal with such irrationality, maybe she should find a new line of endeavor. If she is a fragile flower, perhaps it would be best for her to go back to Paul, bake cookies and stop putting her heels in her ears for money. I hope she continues doing just what she is doing now, but I'm a selfish bastard who realizes that her life and mine meet only on this screen as a sex aid. I wish her to do what's best for her in the long run without regard for what a bunch of horny, delusional reprobates demand of her.
  2. If she wasn't selling a peek at her cooch, none of you would be here. She's pretty, she's sexy, she's everything it takes to get you to go to the effort for the sake of your hormonal urges (that part applies to me as well.) None of you would take her home to meet your mother because sooner or later your mother is going to ask about what she does. The guys at work would say "I saw your wife's cooch on TV yesterday. Man, she's fine and me and the boys would hit that in a flash." So calm down, Don Quixote. That isn't the fair, innocent, virginal Dulcinea you've constructed in your mind. That's a damn fine Aldonza with something to sell and you're in line with all the rest of the regiment to get a peek.
  3. Hard to tell from the fuzzy thumbnails, but I think she winked at me. 😄
  4. Malia at bat. Here's the windup. Now the pitch. A pop up to the short stop and Malia's tongue makes the right nipple and charging for second. OHHH! The shortstop dropped it and now her tongue is headed for third base. Slide!! SAFE!! Just thought I'd give you guys a play by play since you can't see the game.
  5. It's like spider sex. If the male is not very careful and patient and precise, she will eat him and he gets nothing.
  6. I'd like to see them get peanut butter in each other's chocolate. Like Reese's cups.
  7. Like Ron White said.... When you've seen one nekkid woman...you pretty much want to see the rest of them nekkid, too
  8. Didn't know making soup required comments and criticism. I'll try to do better. Bitch better not have put any celery in there! How's that?
  9. True dat. I've been watching since before they got Eva and before Maya ruined her thigh with that awful tattoo.
  10. Indeed. Not a thing wrong with that. And I'm only looking at the fuzzy thumbs.
  11. Thanks, Kakuk. I'm using Transmission (Linux) but think I can use those instructions with a few small mods. Yes, it's downloading now. Thanks again.
  12. Shuck that nightie, Malia and get busy. Leora is doing SSDD so either put on your own show or surprise Leora with a helpful visit.
  13. Enough with the drama. Get on with the nekkid.
  14. Just try to picture her in 20 years. Frumpy, wrinkly, overweight, and hates men because they don't worship her anymore without the flashy trim she once had. Better yet, find a pic of her mother. She will look just like that.
  15. Wise thinking is usually trumped every time by the urge to scratch that itch. Scratch first, think second. It has been ever thus.
  16. Wines still contain all the alcohols produced in fermentation, including methanol and fusel alcohols. Methanol is poisonous, but not concentrated enough in wine to kill, but it is toxic and contributes to the miserable hangover one gets from drinking too much wine. Distillers, on the other hand, discard the first products of a run that contain most of the methanol. Moral of the story: If you're going to get sloshed, do it on distilled spirits instead of wine or you will pay a higher price the next day.
  17. Looks like someone is owed a face ride to pour oil on this choppy water. Watch for it very soon.
  18. She appears to be doing a fine job of entertaining herself at the moment.
  19. It was a hoot. Leora on the couch hammering away at her lady parts and Eva on the floor furiously humping a pillow. Now THAT's entertainment.
  20. I've known some people who couldn't keep lust and love separated in their minds. Age tends clarify the difference. I watch from lust. If I knew her personally, I probably would not even like her. I do like her dog, though.
  21. I found it annoying when they lived in the first apartment that she could not seem to pass any mirror without getting lost in it for the longest time. And that apartment had mirrors everywhere.
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