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This is not Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, Sister Bertrille, or Marie Curie. She is a sex worker. Nothing wrong with that, but let's not idealize her into someone you'd want to introduce to your mama. Grab your lube, box of tissues and enjoy the show for what it is. And let others do likewise. She doesn't need a Praetorian Guard.

Don't make me pull over.

Lots of cranberry juice and ascorbic acid (vitamin C) supplements. Helps with kidney infections and stones.

Again?

Some of you look for reasons to swoon and clutch your pearls. One minute you're telling everyone else to leave them alone and let them live their lives, and the next you're sitting in high judgement on them for doing just that. Get a grip, fools. Your forty bucks a month only gets you a place at the peep show. Tug your toy and enjoy the show. This isn't My Fair Lady and Henry Higgins you ain't.

It's microfilm! I knew it!! They're a bunch of dang Russian spies!! Arrest them all immediately!

Kid finds a paper bag on a park bench and says, "Candy I hope. Candy I hope. Sticks his hand in and says, "Shit I reckon."

Wish in one hand. Shit in the other. See which one fills up faster.

It's a brand of beer and a tool for conditioning the feckless to accept more and more control from politicians.

Even so, while the hickey monster is hammering away at that lovely gash, I'm convinced Leora is laying there mentally screaming, "Oh Yes, Gomer! Oh God, Gomer! Just like that, Gomer!"

And the conditioning of the gullible herd continues......... It is not (and never has been) about a virus.

It's all Leora's fault. If she'd get her biscuits in the oven and her buns in the bed and flog that cooch I wouldn't get bored and play with the whiny little bitches.

Caligula was murdered by three members of his own Praetorian Guard.

Window peepers should just watch what they like and refrain from pecking on the glass. She'll just pull the drapes.

Been there. Done that. Tell it to the hand.

Wish Eva was there. At least we'd get to watch her hump the blue pillow.

Pitiful. Just pitiful.

Hope in one hand. Shit in the other. Which one will fill up faster?

Leora gives good ear.

Looking for love in a strip club. You guys are a hoot.

Isn't this the same type of back and forth that resulted in turning this forum into a big clusterfuck?

I'm not.

Just showing him what he can't have.

I love it when Blue Ball Pete shows up. Even the Praetorian Guard goes nuts.

Blue balls tonight for the visitor.