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Clyde69

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  1. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    Come-on Bruce, we're rooting for you, You can do it. Just make a fucking move and Bella-booby will do the rest.
  2. Clyde69

    Tula - Split 1

    Alex is the one who amazes me. He is either bating, getting a bj or fucking Anna in between getting rat-arse drunk. Either he is popping viagra like M&M's or he is a medical miracle.
  3. Clyde69

    Tula - Split 1

    Did I blink and miss the time when she wasn't horny?
  4. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    Yup. They felt it wasn't fair to restrict his talent for creeping out women to only one small area so he's gone to get rejected by women in the rest of the country.
  5. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    Hopefully Jacqui's ex bf is giving our Bruce some pointers, Step 1 Take your hands out of your pockets and make a fucking move. Step 2 Pull out before you shoot your load, otherwise she goes batshit crazy.
  6. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    Well whatever meeting they had obviously included tons of alcohol. Petra and Anna seem pretty wasted, Alex is in his usual semi-comatose state, Sonia is home without Ivo who is going out with Alex & co. Oh and Nick & Lisa are arguing. Great meeting VV - wankers!
  7. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    So it's 19:30 (VV time) on a Saturday night and Bella cooking a meal and Iris sick and sleeping are the only living things (apart from the fucking cat in Tver) in 4 apartments. Real value for my subscription money - NOT.
  8. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    As if the flirting last night wasn't enough, thanks to Bella's occasional use of English (mostly when she's really drunk) we know that she is really hot for him. She told him that they had brought other people to the apartment (she said "two men and two women") but she "only like" him.Although if Bruce doesn't get over his camera fixation soon, it may be a short romance. I don't know why the last part is crossed out. I didn't do it on purpose. Go figure.
  9. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    Bella-booby is going to have to jump this guy if she wants any action. She's been giving him so many signs and still he doesn't even touch her.
  10. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    Bella-booby has definitely got a bit of a hormone overload going. A few more drinks and she will be jumping the new guy.
  11. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    Thanks Spielo. I hadn't noticed the "fuck me now" tattoo under her left boob before.
  12. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    Welcome back. I guess with such stunningly intellectual conversation it's difficult to stay away
  13. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    I agree. She also seems to have a bit of a shitty attitude which is why I nicknamed her Thunderface. It;s a pity because I'm warming to Mohawk, Despite his appearance he seems to be quite good for the group,
  14. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    Jacqui's (ex) bf brought contracts over earlier today and I think mohawk signed then but she wasn't convinced
  15. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    It looks like "thunderface" (mohawk's significant other) is reading the contract now and he's trying to convince her to sign,
  16. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    I see they have labelled shorty's room "Jack" I assume it is short for "jack-off" because that;'s the only way he is going to get rid of his blue balls
  17. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    My simple analysis Nack. Bella was keen on Beardo but she's on the rag so nothing much happened there - maybe in the next day or so. Shorty continues to frighten any woman who comes within sight by getting too touchy among other things - he simply has zero "game". The other guy with the limp got the black-haired hottie on the bed but it seemed that she was underwhelmed by his package because as soon as things started to hot up she stopped it.
  18. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    So could Shorty. I don't speak Russian but even I know that when a girl says "nyet" for the tenth time you're shit outta luck.
  19. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    I think beardy might be more interested than we think. When Bella got under the covers he looked like he was moving in for the kill and she quickly got on top again.
  20. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    Maybe one of the girls will get drunk enough to give shorty a sympathy fuck. Although I think he's got more chance of being recruited as a cosmonaut.
  21. Clyde69

    Sofia - Split 1

    I almost feel sorry for shorty, He really has absolutely no @game@
  22. Sorry mate, I know you're the obergruppenführer but I have to disagree with you. I am a premium member and I cannot find any videos in the "Gallery". There are only <380 pictures/gifs in the gallery and the last update to the gallery was yours on 4 August 2016. I have found videos in the "Attachments Center" though. They are not grouped in any way but can be sorted (of a fashion).
  23. That may be so and I know that many couples playfully slap each other but when one accidentally hurts the other they normally show some concern. I know the clip is very short but that wasn't a look of pleasure on Adriana's face and Daniel simply turned away so, sorry Bud, I still say not cool.
  24. WTF?? That sort of aggression is seriously not cool. I hope that next time she kicks him in the nuts instead of caressing them. Asshole!
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