Foamy T. Squirrel

Off topic, my dear. But I am known for my tolerance as a Mod, and as a poster you absolutely rock. (And I'm a Rule 16 squirrel, imagine that!)

You do discern it correctly, ol' boy. You and I are in agreement. As are a lot of other mature members. Mods hate this thread, and for a damn good reason, too. It's hard to police, it's frequented by 13-year-olds who never fucked a woman, and the bullshit never stops. They get frustrated. I'll ban them tomorrow if they keep this up. ALL OF THEM. Excuse me for the upper case lock. It's bad etiquette. I've known that since I started with BBS's way before the Internet was established. Squirrely wrath has been established. I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. I do not like repeats of last night and I will pull out the 50 mm that TBG handed me. This is NOT /b! Regarding people who continually break the simple rules, we don't need your arguments, feuds, and crap. We don't wanna read it, we don't wanna hear it. Go jack off if you must, but leave your personal problems out the door when you come here. Little Squirrel is fucking pissed of at you people. I am certain that DES and many others agree with me that this shit should not go on in the apartment threads. I am tired of being tolerant of you stupidity and willing to ban. Got it? After this brief cartoon picture, we will now GET BACK ON TOPIC.

It always lifts my spirit to see the gates of heaven.

These Spanish melons are the kind that you thump with your fingers to see if they're ripe. Stella's other melons need to be gently stroked until you hear a purring sound. Then they are ready to enjoy.

Have you got a better capture of the melon in question? There are two other melons which distracted me at the time so I didn't notice it at all...

Funny as hell, MGB. I assure you the shadows don't belong to Pepe or me. Our spirits only haunt Krasnoyarsk.

I've been worried about the cat in the past too. But another member told me to look closer, and sure enough, objects had been moved, doors had been opened in different positions over a period of days, so I know someone was visiting to take care of the cat. I think RLC knows to make sure that pets are properly maintained. I'm certain they catch hell if any tenant mistreats an animal, and they catch it from a lot more people than just RLCF and CC members. Animal mistreatment is a hot-button topic even more than wife-beating or suggesting that some of the tenants are escorts. Causes holy hell every time.

Let's not forget Nina & Kira; also in with the St. Pete's clan. Some of the Agency girls are probably Ukrainian, since Nora was from Ukraine and was the main recruiting contact for them. Probably the Russians on CC could distinguish which girls are Ukrainian Nationals and which are Russian nationals.

I paid for CyberGhost. It's cheaper than a month and a half of RLC. I'm on DSL. It doubled my speed going through their servers, of which I can now choose, and I'm very happy with it.

My goodness, sir, I seem to have been distracted by something and didn't notice that it was missing. Nice catch. Keep up the good work. Guess I'm getting old. (I did notice Scooter's toy on the ground, however. Somehow it's hard to miss Scooter when she's doing her thing. At least Scooter didn't get in the way of the camera this time.)

OK, guys. So I've tried to track her beauty all over the fucking place (she moves from room-to-room quickly) and since I'm a free loader I can only get one screen on at a time. I'm beginning to feel like Scooter, whimpering and following her and running my ass off, all the while trying to click on the room where I suspect she'll be next. Love is cruel. She just finished dressing now. Love is extremely cruel.

Don't get me wrong. She could dress up in a mattress or a fat suit and still bring a smile to my face when I see her. But I'm still waiting for her to get back to painting a lovable squirrel portrait. With the easel now in storage, I'm not holding out much hope for that.

Whelp, thanks for letting me know about this guys. But it looks like it's back to mirror primping time as usual.

Great sidewalk cafe music. Perfect for drinking wine with Nora, Diana, Leora and the other lovely ladies of RLC...

That's a good reason for us to drag TBG's ass back in here. A keyboard master can't resist a fine instrument like that. Speaking of great keyboardists:

Now just where the hell is Daddy? Cuz if she were my daughter I'd...I'd...I'd...

Be careful with that nipple -- you might poke an eye out...

That would be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp_xPV7pY7c

Don't want to get off topic here, but this is basically how the whole thing went down before our beloved RLC girls were born: http://www.tomwolfe.com/KoolAid.html Later, I got involved with https://www.amazon.com/Naked-Lunch-Restored-William-Burroughs/dp/1433259672 It provided a literary "high." Now I've devolved entirely, and hang out at https://camcaps.net/forums/topic/8212-where-are-the-girls-and-what-are-they-doing-now-~-part-3/?page=76#comment-1634783993

Couldn't stand it Lyree. Posted the gif and set it to music over at Old Dudes. Hope you don't mind, my beloved friend.