Foamy T. Squirrel

Perhaps the ability to take a vacation in Italy in winter is an attractive perk to the St. Petersburg crowd, and Demid was able to thaw out a little. We know that all these people are friends, and it give prospective tenants an opportunity to audition if they can get their own vacation home for a short while. Let me know if Leora shows up in Italy or Barcelona. She'd love the chance to get out of Siberia. (Or maybe "Stage C" over at Area 51, or wherever she really is.) We all know a change of scenery would be good for the gal. :yes:

The anger of the beast has been aroused.

Thank you to all the members who reported this jack-assed SOB. I woke up, grabbed my coffee, hopped back into bed, and signed on to see over 30 email moderator reports. :yikes: I'm sorry I couldn't thank each member who reported all the evil posts personally. This site is huge, and we can't scan every thread 24-7, so you guys make a real difference in keeping CamCaps fun and safe. Don't be afraid to hit the REPORT button, and if you see something, say something! Thanks again to all the deputies who took the time to alert us. Good job, compadres. :clap:

I think RLC was having some loading issues, and I've noticed that with my different machines. Sometimes I don't get anything -- no cirlce, nothing -- until I reload the pages. It's possible they've been reconfiguring some things. 4chan was absolutely DOWN today with server issues, and it's a HUGE operation. Maybe it's some jackass in Vietnam spamming everybody's ass... :idk:

Paul has done nothing wrong. Nearly all the RLC males are treated this way by CC members. The criticisms generally regard sexual prowess. "His dick is small, he doesn't last long, he doesn't deserve her. I could make her happy with my extremely enormous penis and my perfect love making technique." That sort of thing. It's common with adolescent males. And :welcome: to CamCaps. Keep posting. -- Paul a rien fait de mal. Presque tous les hommes RLC sont traités de cette façon par les membres du CC. Les critiques considèrent généralement prouesses sexuelles. "Sa queue est petite, il ne dure pas longtemps, il ne la mérite pas. Je pourrais lui faire plaisir avec mon extrêmement énorme pénis et ma parfaite technique de prise de l'amour." Ce genre de chose. Il est commun avec les adolescents de sexe masculin. Et :welcome: à CamCaps. Gardez affichage.

There are several cute, cuddly, fluffy-tailed woodland creatures that are extremely unhappy that Leora adopted Scooter instead of us, and one of them often makes a stink about it. :D :D :D But the Goddess loves the damn critter, so what can we do?

When I was a kid on Saturdays we'd watch old Laural & Hardy movies, followed by Bugs Bunny cartoons. After that, it was time to work on the tree house or build bunkers for our green army men and have dirt clod fights. Then we'd ride our bikes over to the little market that sold candy and monster and Mad Magazines, come back, and play with the girls next door to see if they'd show us their--you know--...(that usually ended in failure, >:( )

All the woodland creatures love seeing as many pictures of the Goodess as they can possibly see. Thanks BBsq69.

And just when the hell did you start thinking this was a PG-13 site??? Damn, TBG, give him some of your vodka to loosen his lips! Out with it! We want the whole story! All the details! Make it real juicey! Moar!!! :P :P :P

This is why we don't allow outside information or links to be posted here. All RLC people already know their whereabouts are generally known on CC. Some have had their personal VK and Facebook accounts privatized; some don't care. Some of Leora and the other's "private" sites have come and gone -- but some of them were also entirely fake creations designed to fuck with CC member's heads. It is all smoke and mirrors. Trust nothing. For all we know, the whole damn thing is run by out-of-work Hollywood studio people who hang out at Area 51 just so they can go party big in Las Vegas during the weekends. In which case, I've guessed correctly, and now I will be "disappeared" by the NSA. Or FSB. Take your pick. If I tell you a time zone is -3 GMT on a web page, and then show you a camera that's set for -3 GMT and put a clock on a wall that's set for -3 GMT, and then bring up the studio lights correctly, you'd never really know. RLC is a box with a Shrodinger Cat in it.

Agreed. Along with Maya, she's in the group of the more mature, comfortable women a man could live with and have a good time. Some of the others are knockouts and talented, but damn, they require a lot of maintenance.

The single most FAQ on CC is "Where do they live?" This is when CC Veterans come out in droves and chide Newbies for not having done the research by reading through the CC archives. (This happened to me, too, but Woof was the mod and he was nice to me.) I will forestall such an occurrence with the following remarks -- take it from your lord and master, me, Foamy the Squirrel: There are two schools of thought. You decide which one you believe: The Siberian apartments are located in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. It's a big city with much history. There is much evidence for it; Agent Dog even posted a picture of the building where they all lived until Lora & Max, Lina and Mark, Elena and Arthur, and then Leora & Paul all moved out. Poor Maya and Stepen are still there. He would not give the address of the building; that would be prohibited by our Rules. Still, using the skills of the pioneering early CC founders, it was deduced from time zones, arrival of twilight and dawn, boxes from local take-outs, clothing, and in one instance, from a glimpse of the city through windows and reflected surfaces. This evidence is overwhelming. The opposing thought is that all of the RLC apartments are filmed in Area 51 in the Nevada, US desert in the same set that was used to fake the moon landing. This claim is based on the fact that there is NO EVIDENCE to support it, because the US government has suppressed it. Supporters of this theory also suspect that Bill Clinton is in charge of the "All Girls Apartment" now that Nora has left, which is not an unlikely supposition. You decide for yourself. Welcome newbies -- ain't CamCaps fun? :) 8)

When life punches you in the gut, you require time to reevaluate your values. RLC and CC are not important, in fact, most of everything becomes unimportant. All my best for the young woman, and Godspeed in helping you to help comfort your friends at this time.

Damn. I don't remember that. I'm a old squirrel, I guess. I did start a thread called "Did you know?" Once. Don't remember any of the content in it, though. But I'm all for a new "Remember When" thread so I can exercise my last 200 brain neurons before I become entirely senile and dribble all over the nuts I'm eating...

Have you considered running for President of the United States? You've got my vote... :D :D :D

According to the rules, if we were to trade cards featuring the girls from outside resources, we'd be forced to do that on private messages only. ;) :P Incidentally, Kami definitely rates as one of the prettiest women to ever be on RLC. :hugnkiss:

For your last question: I'm thinking we all have time to provide our ideas and input for both the playing cards and trading cards, and for a mechanism where we can "trade" them and have poker nights. There are many game possibilities. Example: Texan Hold 'em would make for a good spectator game in a thread. I also think the cards could be set up as a basic template to be highly personalized so you could make your own deck of your favorite RLC tenants. For the first question: Damn. All the great cards I envision would be made from their professional pictures or public web-sites, all of which are available from outside RLC sources. The rez is much better and some of our girls are utterly beautiful. But rules are rules, and CC rules prohibit public posting of such things. This is to protect the tenants' professional and private non-RLC lives. So, for now, we follow the rules. So far, this looks like it could be fun. Our graphics members create the cards, our gamers come up with how to engineer the games to work using the site as is, and then we all get to watch our best players go on to the World Championships, where members will fight like Knights for the honor of their Queen. Possibilities are endless.

You forgot to mention that the family would walk out to the tarmac and say goodbye to their loved ones, who would then walk up the stairs to the airplane, hand the stewardess the equivalent of a bus pass, and then fly away when the props spun up. http://anony.ws/i/2016/01/22/vlcsnap9078011.png

Let me address a few points that have been brought up by various posters, so far. 1) The default shadow guy under the user's avatar is a known issue. Admin and the software programmer for the new CC GUI are working through it. 2) For poker, I think it would be best to form regional teams, so that members on a team all have similar time zone/sleep constraints and can all meet up in real time. Furthermore, they could take turns being the House Dealer who doesn't play but gets rewarded with a certain amount of CC bucks. Scores could be kept for money accumulated by the star members. Winners could be selected from the group and move on to the finals for a World Championship. 3) To avoid arguing about which girls get to be Queens, etc., we could play with different decks, customized for our particular fetishes. Once the base art is established for all the cards, photo images of the girls could easily be photoshopped into place on any of the cards. People could use these as templates to create a personalized deck. 4) Trading cards sound cool, Mr. 1010. Maybe print the stats of the back side. Something like: "Joined RLC in Dec. 2012. Enjoys wine, dancing, sewing theatrical costumes. Famous for her exquisite soup. Knockout when modeling; girl next door when at home. Later promoted to the role of Mother Nora at a convent for wayward girls." 5) A version of trivial pursuit could be created, based on factoids from the CC archives. The sky is the limit. It will just take the creativity and suggestions of our super-elite membership to come up with ideas. 6) Don't blame me for any of this. The original idea is the lawyer's fault. I'm just along for the ride. Could be fun. 7) I don't know if any of these contests could be installed and run as scripts and sub-routines; I certainly don't want to ask Admin to hang a bunch of stuff on his site's code. Running a site is a fricken pain-in-the-ass as it stands. I certainly don't want to do it again. But with a combination of PMs and thread utilization, I'm sure we could accomplish a great many things.

Whelp, as long as we don't use them elsewhere or sell them, they're no different from any other pirated picture we have on CC as it is.

Nice work, Chiller. This way we could all get a deck, or a bunch of decks, with all our favorite ladies on the common back. In fact, collect ALL the virtual decks, and print them out on your own color printer. I could have my Nora and Leora decks, and Mikey could have his Rita & Irma decks. Might be hard to explain to the wife and kids, however... For the card front, the girl's face could be photoshopped into the face of the queen, or whatever. For poker, the players would select a certain time (adjusted for time zones) for the hands to be played, probably starting with the Private Message system. The House Dealer would deal the cards (using a real deck and then matching that with our CC virtual deck, and send them to each player via PM. The House Dealer wouldn't play, but would know what had been dealt to whom, so there would no need for a time stamp. Then, the house dealer could record the wagers on a spreadsheet, keep a running tally for regular players, and post that final image in a dedicated thread so everybody would know where they stood. Other card games could work in a similar way.

Well, mr1010, we could do all sorts of things with this concept. Standard playing cards, Trading cards, Pokemon or Magic cards, or even an Old Maid's deck for the kids. The trading cards could be released over a long period of time, perhaps once a week on a day when traffic here is slower -- "New Trading Card posted! Collect them all!" The game idea you posted in the Ilona & Layla apartment discussion thread would work; it would only requires assigning a House Dealer. The decks could be dealt with a time/date stamp every game (just so nobody cheats too much by pulling out cards from a previous game), and then officiated by the dealer who would record the wagers. If it took off, we could maybe get Admin's help in setting up a cheap server that could handle the games as an app and sell advertising. After that, we could do a Fantasy RLC web-site where you guess what the different tenants will do (don't worry about picking a tenant who gets an injury -- Efim and Bogdan and Adriana are doing fine sex wise, despite their injured arms.) This could be interesting and it would be a more creative use of our time. It's also ideas and projects like this that launch new web sites.

Let's see: I've got three queens, Leora, Maya and Nora, and two Jacks, Nina & Kira... That'd be a full house! :woohoo:

We've got lots of RLC women to work with, so I've suggested we include the "retired" girls and turn the Jacks into Princesses (or leave them as is, and dress our lesbian ladies in drag). Even the number cards can feature a picture of a girl. We'll probably argue endlessly about who gets to be one of the Queens, but I'd vote for the ones who lasted the longest on the site and had garnered the most traffic over the years. We'll still argue about it. As for the Kings, if we have to, we can use the more famous of the pets that have scampered through RLC over the years. For the aces, we need four of them and we conveniently have four mods on the board, all with handsome avatars. The problem is that at least a couple of them would make excellent jokers! :lmao: It would be nifty if we could engineer a poker game we could play with them in a dedicated thread. That might take some engineering and creativity. And maybe a couple of our software engineer friends. Euromike is already in; if we drag in Hope we'll be set up on the photo insertion and pixel mutations we'll need. This idea is still in its infancy, having been born in the Ilona and Layla Apartment Discussion thread, where it was off topic. So it's here now.