Foamy T. Squirrel

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It doesn't matter if it's Nora or a twin sister or a clone. The question is how this all came about, and whether RLC admins are going to recover from hysterics after they quit laughing at us CC goofballs. ;D

Invitation only. But first pilgrim, you must learn about Camcaps demographics: 50% masturbating adolescent boys :P 20% NSA 8) 20% FSB 8) 20% MI6 or MI5 8) 10% Mossad 8) 15% RLC members checking on their fan club :-* 3% RLC & Photobucket mods trying to save time when trying to find and nuke their TAC violations >:( 2% Lovely women (that's for you Oceane & Karen) or 10% fake women, unknowable :-* 75% multiple avatars pulling stunts ??? :o 10% unpublishable journalists and pulp fiction writers of espionage adventures ( ;)) and last, but not least: 100% of Camcaps members cannot do simple math. ;D ;D ;D

Kiko knows more about RLC operations than he exhibits.

In honor of Nora/Nastya/Natasha/Anastasia on this day in CamCaps history: (Pete Bellotte, Giorgio Moroder) Shade begins to steal the light Confusion throws another mystery It's out for focus with eye So now you wonder is this just a dream Here she comes, here she comes She's gonna cause a sensation now And just between you and me Song text taken from stlyrics.com I think she'll soon have you temptation bound Here she comes, here she comes It's the moment you've been waiting for See the face and see that smile You've never seen the likes of her before Suppose-who knows She's not above suspicion Is she-maybe On some kind of secret mission-better listen Somewhere-somehow There's still some pieces missing I sense-I feel Trust my institution don't rush into your decision Now here's a riddle in a rhyme If she's the same how came she's different now The same old eyes but not the shine You know you're certain but you're full of doubt Here she comes, here she comes She's gonna have you at her beck and call So why refuse, yeah why contend When all resistance is impossible This lady's serious make no mistake Face to face and eye to eye She'll cast a spell that you may never break

Squirrel's gonna run away for a few days. Let me know how things go around this zoo...

No, it's just the power of positive thinking.

If it isn't Nora, then I'd say RLC is having a hilarious laugh at our expense! ;D

Minnie Mouse is on her bed. Confirmed. Her black bag is the same as before. Confirmed. Piggy is still there. Confirmed. Something has happened in the past 5 months to alter her circumstances. Confirmed. Squirrel has no idea WTF is going on. Confirmed.

While we're at it, someone post her eyes (should be a vibrant blue) and labia (which should be generous, so to say). I've been going through pictures of her ears making comparisons, and my results are inconclusive. I'd also like to see a capture of the Minnie Mouse that was in N&K's guest bedroom. I doubt Kiko would have taken it as part of a divorce settlement. I am still waiting to see her make soup: Nora seldom imbibed in meat or potatoes, and I never saw her use a wine bottle to mash food before. All I know is that if this is indeed the one true Nora, then her diet, personality, and behavior have been much altered in the past 5 months, and her face has has become slightly fatter and her cleft chin seems to be gone. I am still waiting to see her make soup: Nora seldom imbibed in meat or potatoes, and, except for making bread on a couple occasions, she avoided carbohydrates. Whatever has happened, and whatever is happening, is all so mysterious to little squirrel.

No need to post this in multiple threads. It suggests you might be a troll. 8)

I'm not sure any of us know what we're talking about anymore. Not since the Nastya vs New Nora event yesterday and today. I'm giving up. RLC and CC have become very odd lately. To paraphrase a major 20th Century leader, these Russians have become a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

I don't know what happened and I don't care. I heard her when she was upset; and that happens on a regular basis, for any number of various reasons. I really like Leora; I thinks she's a beautiful woman: but I'll never understand her, so I don't try. And no, they don't need another dog, but Scooter and NewDog are getting acquainted so it's something else to watch on RLC besides Maya's cats after the humans go to sleep.

Where are NL and Agent Dog when we need them? ???

Let me know if you see a wedding ring on her right hand. I'll be in my oxygen tent. Thank you.

You are correct. I am now utterly confused, stupified, and my brain is running around like a squirrel on meth.

I just saw the black bag with the embroidered cross design and the happy face button. I'll have nurse Leora prescribe me sedatives so I can get though this difficult experience.

PLEASE CALL NURSE LEORA IMMEDIATELY! SQUIRREL IS GOING INTO SHOCK!!! :o

She doesn't wear glasses... did anyone see glasses in her room? She just made mashed potatoes, not soup. She isn't wearing glasses. She does not have a cleft chin. She appears shorter. Her cheek bones are different. She's wearing a robe instead of the same fleece green dowdy pajamas. It's a fairly close look-alike. I might agree with her being a sister if she speaks Russian or Ukrainian. If it were the original Nora, then something really bad happened back home. REALLY BAD. Van, NL, and I would prefer to not consider such a circumstance.

I vote that RLC provide tenants with name-tags to be worn at all times when they're on duty. :)

Come now, JoJo. We both know that the one true original Nora showered in the green room after her shift was over. What you'd best be looking for is the daily soup! ;D and where the hell are Van and NL dammit???

What? :o Scooter is a female? There you go again, allowing hard facts to interfere with our wild speculations, insane conclusions, fetishes, prejudgements, and perverse fantasies... ;D Welcome to CamCaps, incidentally.

Barcelona has a large Russian ex-patriot population, incidentally. Would you really want to be in Russia this time of year? As for the girls, just wait until they synchronize their menstrual cycles. Then it's going to be bitchy at that apartment for about a week.

How about a squirrel instead? :P

I'm guessing that's Nora - she was sat in front of the dressing table in "Nora's Room" ...and very nice she is too... PS - I'm sure just the mere mention of the name will stir up memories for certain rodent on this list... You there, Foamy? Foamy is here, and Nastya isn't there. And actually, I'd prefer that our beloved Nora/Nastya move on with her life with her husband and stay the hell away from RLC. She now has more important projects to nurture and a future to fulfill.