Foamy T. Squirrel

She would sob and be moody about work occasionally. That's PMS. And that's normal. She didn't scream hysterically for no reason or get physically violent. Kiko did not slap her around. They were certainly closer to a pacifistic relationship like Maya & Stepen than to I&M or A&S or G&I. I don't expect them to have always been perfectly happy, but they did share good friends and decent wine, and were far more mature than most of the other tenants. I still think RLC is enjoying its ability to fuck with our heads about such quandaries. "Hey Nastya," Kiko says, "When you go back to Barcelona to do this gig, take off your wedding ring -- that ought to confuse the hell out of those goofball CC members!" Of course, it could be something else. Something sad. Or just another Crazy Ivan.

It's odd. The "Hidden Room" on the second floor is the only room not connected to the structure by a hallway or a door. Perhaps it isn't there? Maybe it's just a empty roof?

Actually, he wasn't useless. He was also very active in theater and commercial photography, and many of N&K's professional projects came through him. They had a very compatible, mature relationship. I never saw them fight, she never chased him around with knives and scissors, paramedics were never called when they argued. Because they didn't argue. Kiko, like Paul, are both far more intelligent that CC gives them credit. And no, I don't know what happened. Agent Dog has failed to report the results of his surveillance, and I don't expect I'll ever figure it out, but I'm beginning to think that all that soup was Kiko's idea. At least they enjoyed their wine and TV together rather than him just playing video games all night and day.

What I want to know is what happen to the dog? Agent Dog was actually a CamCaps member who morphed himself into a dog -- resembling Kiko's mom's dog (or maybe it was Noras Mum's dog) so that he could get close ups and information of his one true RLC love. Unfortunately, Kiko developed a fantastic relationship with Agent Dog, and "turned" him, and he is now under the protection of Putin and the FSB, living with Snowden. At least, that was the CamCaps theory at the time, and that is precisely what Agent Dog told me in Private Messages, and who am I to disbelieve a fellow CamCaps member? ;D

Tenants have left before RLC's apartment leases were up, sometimes very quickly. I have not seen an RLC-Tenant contract, but I would assume there is a release clause in the legal language for the tenants if they cannot psychologically handle their situation; and I would assume that RLC would release tenants if they were not interested in staying. Several couples have left suddenly, as we know, because sometimes things just don't work out to anyone's satisfaction. I try to treat the tenants with respect: I would not undergo such a severe invasion of my privacy for ten seconds. It would make my head explode, incur my Squirrely wrath, I'd go insane and trash their attic. Believe me, they'd release me from the contract obligations...

No, not to my knowledge. JoJo and Lez and some of the more senior members could answer better, but all I've ever seen since my first incarnation was names that sounded infuriatingly alike (Lina, Alina, Elaina, etc.) Never seen one used twice.

Such eloquence and precisely engineered explanations of complex concepts is so seldom heard on this forum.

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It doesn't matter if it's Nora or a twin sister or a clone. The question is how this all came about, and whether RLC admins are going to recover from hysterics after they quit laughing at us CC goofballs. ;D

Invitation only. But first pilgrim, you must learn about Camcaps demographics: 50% masturbating adolescent boys :P 20% NSA 8) 20% FSB 8) 20% MI6 or MI5 8) 10% Mossad 8) 15% RLC members checking on their fan club :-* 3% RLC & Photobucket mods trying to save time when trying to find and nuke their TAC violations >:( 2% Lovely women (that's for you Oceane & Karen) or 10% fake women, unknowable :-* 75% multiple avatars pulling stunts ??? :o 10% unpublishable journalists and pulp fiction writers of espionage adventures ( ;)) and last, but not least: 100% of Camcaps members cannot do simple math. ;D ;D ;D

Kiko knows more about RLC operations than he exhibits.

In honor of Nora/Nastya/Natasha/Anastasia on this day in CamCaps history: (Pete Bellotte, Giorgio Moroder) Shade begins to steal the light Confusion throws another mystery It's out for focus with eye So now you wonder is this just a dream Here she comes, here she comes She's gonna cause a sensation now And just between you and me Song text taken from stlyrics.com I think she'll soon have you temptation bound Here she comes, here she comes It's the moment you've been waiting for See the face and see that smile You've never seen the likes of her before Suppose-who knows She's not above suspicion Is she-maybe On some kind of secret mission-better listen Somewhere-somehow There's still some pieces missing I sense-I feel Trust my institution don't rush into your decision Now here's a riddle in a rhyme If she's the same how came she's different now The same old eyes but not the shine You know you're certain but you're full of doubt Here she comes, here she comes She's gonna have you at her beck and call So why refuse, yeah why contend When all resistance is impossible This lady's serious make no mistake Face to face and eye to eye She'll cast a spell that you may never break

Squirrel's gonna run away for a few days. Let me know how things go around this zoo...

No, it's just the power of positive thinking.

If it isn't Nora, then I'd say RLC is having a hilarious laugh at our expense! ;D

Minnie Mouse is on her bed. Confirmed. Her black bag is the same as before. Confirmed. Piggy is still there. Confirmed. Something has happened in the past 5 months to alter her circumstances. Confirmed. Squirrel has no idea WTF is going on. Confirmed.

While we're at it, someone post her eyes (should be a vibrant blue) and labia (which should be generous, so to say). I've been going through pictures of her ears making comparisons, and my results are inconclusive. I'd also like to see a capture of the Minnie Mouse that was in N&K's guest bedroom. I doubt Kiko would have taken it as part of a divorce settlement. I am still waiting to see her make soup: Nora seldom imbibed in meat or potatoes, and I never saw her use a wine bottle to mash food before. All I know is that if this is indeed the one true Nora, then her diet, personality, and behavior have been much altered in the past 5 months, and her face has has become slightly fatter and her cleft chin seems to be gone. I am still waiting to see her make soup: Nora seldom imbibed in meat or potatoes, and, except for making bread on a couple occasions, she avoided carbohydrates. Whatever has happened, and whatever is happening, is all so mysterious to little squirrel.

No need to post this in multiple threads. It suggests you might be a troll. 8)

I'm not sure any of us know what we're talking about anymore. Not since the Nastya vs New Nora event yesterday and today. I'm giving up. RLC and CC have become very odd lately. To paraphrase a major 20th Century leader, these Russians have become a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

I don't know what happened and I don't care. I heard her when she was upset; and that happens on a regular basis, for any number of various reasons. I really like Leora; I thinks she's a beautiful woman: but I'll never understand her, so I don't try. And no, they don't need another dog, but Scooter and NewDog are getting acquainted so it's something else to watch on RLC besides Maya's cats after the humans go to sleep.

Where are NL and Agent Dog when we need them? ???

Let me know if you see a wedding ring on her right hand. I'll be in my oxygen tent. Thank you.

You are correct. I am now utterly confused, stupified, and my brain is running around like a squirrel on meth.

I just saw the black bag with the embroidered cross design and the happy face button. I'll have nurse Leora prescribe me sedatives so I can get though this difficult experience.

PLEASE CALL NURSE LEORA IMMEDIATELY! SQUIRREL IS GOING INTO SHOCK!!! :o