Foamy T. Squirrel

My beloved Kitten: Yes, that would be nice, but I write complex English sentences which I am certain translate.google.com could not understand. Once in a freaking goddam while, I write simple sentences without American slang or idiomatic phrases if I want to get a point across to a non-English speakers. What we need here are HUMAN translators. And dammit, we need Russian translators! Wher da fuck tho mofos be, shee! (Don't worry my love; no foreigner will complain, because translate.google.com won't render that last sentence as an understandable statement. It can't even handle non-Mexican Spanish very well.) C'est la vie, and we're happy to have you back. (I appreciate posters who take the time to translate what they can via google or bing translators. Saves the reader time, and it is courteous.)

One would think that the Russian birthrate would be up with these sorts of goings-on...

Probably not.

It's 5 a.m. over there, and three of them are still functional and continuing their party. Damn, I wish I had that energy again... Anyhow, they should learn this song; it's great for slap bass:

Relax Dth. I doubt anybody can be wrong or right 100% of the time on CamCaps. But gee, I could be wrong about that... :D

Thanks to EU, UN and US foreign policy, we won't need to nuke them. They will soon be able to nuke themselves. After they get rid of that "troublesome democracy" in Israel, of course. Then probably NY, London & Paris, too, will also just be mere collateral damage along the way. The Caliphate has already taken North Africa and most of the Moslem world. They're have spirit; they won't stop. Obama will create a committee to discuss the issue while Putin moves in and controls the situation. He's a grown-up. He's the only powerful world leader who is a grown-up. Then, of course, the Chinese will move in. They need the oil, and they hate Russians more than they hate Euros and Americans. Europeans will burn their furniture to stay warm in the winter. Aussies will be shuddering, waiting for their mineral wealth to be taken by force of arms. That's the way it works when the leading powers of civilization gets weak. Have a nice fucking day. :) It's gonna be ugly, kids.

I don't think he is an agent of RLC. RLC people would be experienced enough to know that they should lurk before they post. All of the different languages here are worth the hassle, because they allow us learn about other cultures and their points of view. Even those victims of America's socialist education system should be allowed to post their thoughts as best as they can. It can be difficult at times; but I respect all my non-English speaking CC friends. --- Je ne pense pas qu'il est un agent de RLC. RLC gens seraient assez expérimentés pour savoir qu'ils devraient se cachent avant de après . Toutes les langues différentes ici sont en valeur la dispute, car ils nous permettent d'apprendre sur les autres cultures et leurs points de vue. Même les victimes de système d'éducation socialiste de l'Amérique devraient être autorisés à publier leurs réflexions que du mieux qu'ils peuvent. Il peut être difficile à certains moments; mais je respecte tous mes non-anglophones amis CC. --- Ich glaube nicht, dass er ein Agent des RLC. RLC Leute würden erfahren genug zu wissen, dass sie sollten lauern, bevor sie Beitrag. All die verschiedenen Sprachen sind hier die Mühe wert, weil sie uns über andere Kulturen und ihre Standpunkte zu erfahren. Selbst die Opfer des sozialistischen Bildungssystems Amerikas sollte erlaubt werden, ihre Gedanken, so gut wie sie können schreiben. Es kann manchmal schwierig sein; aber ich respektiere alle meine nicht-englischsprachigen CC Freunde.

Here's the original start of the game regarding negative karma for newbies and historians: http://camcaps.net/random-discussion/karma-system-is-s***-%28apologies-to-admin%29/ It was really quite fun.

Excellent statement. In my generosity, I've upped you karma level another -1! You certainly are one of our favorite posters! Keep up the fine work. We need to give Nij and TBG a good challenge... ;D

Ami Écureuil . . . Six weeks later, I discover that I need to update this post. RLC is shutting down the alternative 3rd party posting services. UL still works. For now.

I'm not too certain that expanding the "like" system is a good idea. It would be just as prone to trolling as is the rather meaningless karma system. My belief is that if you disagree with a comment, you should have the guts to explain why in your own comment. PM me if you need an explanation of why acquiring a few negative karmas per day is a good thing for your street cred around here. 8) It's kinda a long and funny story.

Hey Duke bro -- ya gotta problem with squirrels? ;D

He washed the dishes last night. This is a magnificent improvement over most of the other RLC boys. Il a lavé la vaisselle la nuit dernière. Il s'agit d'une magnifique amélioration par rapport à la plupart des autres garçons RLC.

I don't take offense to anything said on this board, and I certainly don't dislike any of your posts. I know, from your generosity in helping me regain my former status, that you are not a hater. You are noble. But since you don't have any particular fancy for any specific woman, I will give you a -1 to help you attain your lofty and respectable goal. ;)

Both it'sme and Dth are correct. RLC is issuing take-down notices to 3rd party file-sharing services, and the ones that appear here at CamCaps require a $12 USD membership charge in order to view them. It's worth it. You'll waste a lot of time, but it will keep you out of bars...

Yes, but it's like barbecuing a steak: Start with a good quality piece of meat.

While I'm at it, I'll post something off topic. No matter how much stolen make-up they use, they will never attain this classic face:

Nij and Pudley: I am a Nora lover. And Leora. And Maya. And Diana. But as far as Alma & Isabel, I'd rather leave the goon boys out of the picture and have Alma & Isabel join together to take care of their needs. :P :P :P (-1 to you both for your stimulating posts. :D)

Scotland Yard did investigate a guy like that, but he had a bunch of goats, so they figured he was too busy to deal with human prostitutes.

Damn. I was hoping she was learning Squirrelish. It's a very sexy language and I would give her a big discount on personal lessons... :P

It might be against our Terms & Conditions, but if they like to observe dysfuntional people and oddball characters, maybe they should sign up for CamCaps! ;D

Actually, Google is acting like the free press by publishing the complaints. It also serves notice to other web sites that they are hosting copyrighted material without permission. Most of Europe is getting very strict, and this explains how the DMCA works as it applies to servers and sites in the US: http://www.ehow.com/info_8335872_consequences-dmca-violation.html

Her reward is to know that she is loved by Scooter. And a bunch of other animals from CamCaps.

WTF? This apartment is damn near new as far as RLC is concerned. This couple and its predecessors haven't been around even a half year. I shall explain: This entire thread makes no fucking sense. Yes, Katya is a physically attractive woman, but I think that's all I can possibly understand about this apartment at this time. RLC has had nothing but bad luck with this area, and if it weren't for Diana and Efim, RLC would have run away back to Siberia or Barcelona a week ago. (Of course, Barcelona hasn't been working out for them lately, either.)