Foamy T. Squirrel

Perhaps little Squirrel is paranoid about this huge change in the nature of the Internet. But he isn't. Post carefully. Even if you are not a subscriber to RLC, crop out the ID number and look carefully for the Braille code, and that might help. Still, the Braille is not the end of it. Simple manipulation of pixels can transfer enough information to build a detonator for a nuclear bomb to an intended terrorist recipient. Intelligence services have known this for years. But perhaps little Squirrel is paranoid. But he isn't.

RLC no longer considers Motherless.com useful to them. They have dumped it as a honey pot. Definition #4: honey pot In the world of espionage, it is the code word for a woman who is supposed to seduce a man in order to pump secrets from him, steal things from him, etc. That honey pot stole the comrade's military codes while he slept. Definition #5: honey pot A sting operation that involves one going undercover to seduce an (usually high profile) individual into a compromising position for future extortion purposes. Well there's false flags, dead drops, drop outs, cut outs, active doubles, passive doubles, dangled moles. The often under appreciated honeypot. One of my favorites. Definition #6: honey pot A honey pot is a computer system on the 'net which is set up to attract and trap people (script kiddies, crackers, etc) who attempt to penetrate other people's computer systems. the web hosting company set up a server with a vulnerability that allowed script kiddies to gain access to it, so they could catch them in the act. Source for newbies: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=honey+pot

I don't deny that someday this will be possible. But right now, translation programs cannot understand slang or idiomatic phrases very well, and they cannot understand a particular human's voice commands without training. Maybe the NSA, MI6, FSB, or the Communist Chinese have this capability, but I assure you, it would be a closely guarded state secret. Just wait for the development of quantum computers. Those puppies could solve the problem quickly.

Let's start speculating: maybe Isabel & Marcello are introducing a new couple to the apartment so I&M can easily get out of the RLC contract -- because I&M are breaking up. Maybe I&M are doing this so that RLC can get another couple into another RLC Barcelona apartment. Maybe, maybe, maybe. However, we do know, as a historical fact, that RLC contracts are often passed to friends, especially in areas where rent money is valuable. Lina & Mark --->Maya & Stephan, ---Leora & Paul, etc. I haven't seen the RLC contract. And if I did, methinks it would be a closely guarded PM-only secret. Even CC has limits. Squirrel's prediction: It may take some time, like it did with Alma & Stefan, but I think I&M will be moving on within the next six months. I'll buy you a bottle of virtual tequila if I am wrong.

Girls like to dress "sexy." Some men like their girls to dress "sexy." Some. Most men just want to undress them, pile the clothes on the floor, and then fuck their brains out. Les filles aiment s'habiller «sexy». Certains hommes aiment leurs filles à s'habiller «sexy». Certains. La plupart des hommes veulent juste de les déshabiller, empiler les vêtements sur le plancher, et puis baiser la cervelle. Las niñas les gusta vestirse "sexy". Algunos hombres les gusta que sus chicas para vestir "sexy". Algunos. La mayoría de los hombres sólo quieren desnudarse ellos, apilar la ropa en el suelo, y luego joder sus sesos. (Thank you translate.google.com, MAYBE. I have no idea if my comment translates. "To fuck their brains out" is an English expression that means to have wild, animal, passionate sex. It has nothing to do with brain surgery most of the time. ;D )

Let's not forget her emulation of this character, either:

This is comment is a bit harsh!!! With regards to D&E & N&K they are really fun to watch and I hope all the best for the future, but this thread is about sex ;) Yep, maybe it's harsh, but I need to maintain a certain amount of Squirrelly wrath. As far as the thread being only about sex, I invoke Rule 34 on Diana's ability to massage piano keys and stroke the strings of Efim's large double bass. ;D

@ Leora dog: Thanks for the data on Alina. The Avon dealership concept explains her involvement with glamor.

Please understand the importance of CENTRALIZATION in making everything FAIR. This way, everybody gets the same kind of water. In the evil American system, everybody has to struggle to pay for a water-heater and pay for clean water. And if some people don't do that, then they don't get clean hot water while others do, and that's UNFAIR. ;)

Run Malwarebytes occasionally from "Safe Mode." And Spybot catches things other programs do not. Use them both, with wild abandon. If it is questionable, don't run it unless you are on Linux and off-line, and even then it's probably a waste of your time to deal with anyway.

Thanks for your posts, gentlemen. Unfortunately, I only caught the "tag end" of that last encounter. If this sort of activity "keeps up", nobody will be watching any of the other couples . . .

Bumping this thread with a Foamy video related to telekinetic pornography:

@Nij ---- Hey, we got a powerful contender here. The imagination is stronger with this one. (Maybe we could job-shop this concept to Univision --- $$$$$$ ;D)

As I learned from a very wonderful Spanish CC member, this is called Jamón. It is a type of cured ham, and can be stored and eaten for a long period of time without refrigeration. It's considered a delicacy, much like Americans consider cold-smoked salmon, salt pork or beef jerky, or like the Irish consider corned beef. Once you know about it, it sounds pretty yummy. That hunk of pig's leg you see in their kitchen would cost between $180 - $300 in the United States. Here's the low-down: http://spanishfood.about.com/od/sausages/a/jamonintro.htm And, since CamCaps is a highly revered educational site (RLC is porn, we're not! ;D ) I'll just add that the holder in which the dried ham is placed is called a jamonera, and it allows the salted dried meat to be cut properly. Stefan and Alma also enjoyed Jamón and had a similar set-up in their kitchen. (Our beloved ex-patriot Ukrainian couple, N&K, also in Barcelona, did not, but they tended toward vegetarianism as far as I could tell from their dinners and their physique.)

Alina and her friends have always been primarily interested in make-up and glamor magazines. This is somewhat unlike Alma and Isabel who just like the make-up itself and read their email, and Leora & Nora who actually read real books, and Diana, who reads musical notation. I don't know of anyone who dislikes Alina: she's at least mentally stable and can be quite fun at times. She's just interested in glamor, I guess.

I just assumed automatically that "Everyone Loves Maya." (The title sounds like it could make a great TV sit-com series! :P :-* ;D)

D&E are like N&K. They have brains; they have interesting friends; they have talents which they seek to improve. They are striving for something better in the future. They are using RLC living accommodations as a temporary stepping stone to their goals. Many of the other couples simply "ended-up here." They are currently done with their journey in life and are just vegetating, and have no current interest in developing their lives and talents further.

I believe you are correct; one or both of the boys did not approve of this behavior as I recall, and broke up the girls' relationship. Maybe the ladies are back to their old tricks. I'm not a big fan of either of the girls, but I would hate to see them get into trouble. Alma is a sweet gal; I don't know about Isabel but once in a while Isabel beams out a classic face shot that is worthy of a fashion or make-up magazine. They have many devoted fans here at CamCaps. I&M and S&A's relationships -- and I don't want to stereotype any particular ethnicity -- but they're hot-blooded Latin lovers in the heat of passion and hot-tempered psychotics when they're pissed off.

I realize I have not always followed my advice. I was very negative toward Goon Boy. He hurt Alma's feelings. When a man gets engaged to an emotionally-based female, he needs to accept the fall-out and the responsibilities. He could have handled the entire situation in a more mature manner. But actually he couldn't. Because he was Goon Boy. ;D

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I agree with everything you say in your statement except for this sentence. Obama is not a dreamer. He is a full-blooded Marxist operative, programmed and trained by an older generation, who were themselves taught by the Ghost of the Third Communist International. The fall of Soviet totalitarianism was a great victory, for which much credit must go to Reagan and Thatcher's knowledge that Socialism leads to bankruptcy, but unfortunately, the Soviets had already fed the Western World a poison pill that is now taking full affect.

Please understand that if I Leora had adopted cute little Squirrel instead of Scooter, I would become an freaking EXPERT at this game. So if all you non-US soccer (err--futbol) fans want us to accept this game, I suggest you send over Leora to market the game on TV advertisements, on beer labels, and in the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. That would arouse the interests of American males more that mullet hair styles and nickers.

Look, I know we're all friends here (at least in the EU sense, which means we might hate each others guts), but we're allowed to disagree on some points. Foamy is SICK and TIRED of all this constant ragging on the RLC boys. If these girls wanted your dick, they'd PM you and set up a fucking date with you lonely, horny, jealous asses. Scooter stays. Scooter has made Leora smile more than anything in her RLC life, and we want Leora to be happy. Foamy has spoken.

Nij has been around here a while. He's still trying to compete with TBG and myself for the most off-topic posts, and so he studies them profusely when they show up. Then we all join in on the fun. Let me demonstrate how duplicate topic posting and off-topic posting is properly done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnjASLYKdA

Forget the sex. That might be pushing things too hard. K&R and S&R first need to learn how to have a party and have fun with friends. Sing. Dance. Laugh. That would be, at least, a good start. I'm in no position to complain about any of the couples, but if someone accused K&R and S&R of being zombies I would not criticize their post.