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You sound like a real perv! You must put the cream on my ass first, then the jam, otherwise the jam gets pushed off the ass onto the floor. Geez dont you know anything! 😁😁😋

Great! It works for me almost every time. Are you insinuating youf significant other is lazy!? Ill drop her a note and you wont even be getting store bought cream! The only cream i get around here is reddi whip and cool whip, i like them , especially reddi whip from the can right into my mouth, yummy! It doesnt look like or sound like clotted cream though. I make great soda bread. Ill make scones with that recipe, and i make peach preserves and can them every christmas. I have plenty of that, ill let you know how it turns out!

If its good i might just do that!

Hi @letsdothis, @Bonaly, and @Robwin, check out this recipe i found for clotted cream. Does it sound right? I know how to make scones, i want to try out what you guys love so much! https://www.rockrecipes.com/how-to-make-clotted-cream-for-the-perfect-cream-tea/

Lol, oh yeah, he produces quite a bit of "jam" a week! 😁

Hahaha, the jam tastes better than cum? Well if Guy was shooting jam on my ass earlier i would have eaten it up, but it was cum , so it got flushed on a piece of toilet paper. Sounds romantic eh? And "clotted" cream sounds gross, bet its delicious though

Its very normal if they are having a disagreement about something. In fact, if you and your partner agree about eveything, you probably dont know much about each other. Looks like they are holding hands under the sheets

That sounds tasty. I think i would like it the way the stupid bloody cornish do it. The jam on top seems like it would fall off of the cream on the bottom

Absolutely in a good way! Sounds like youre in for a doozy of a hangover! Before you go to bed. Drink a lot of liquid to get rehydrated, gatorade is best, or water. Every time you get up to pee tge rest of the night drink more gaterade or water. Your hangover will be bad, or you wont have one. And for nausea, hard pretzals work for me, ive been out fishing in the ocean, and if i getting seasick if the water is rough, the pretzals fix it every time. Most of the time im drinking more Landsharks again in short order! Goid luck!

@Bonaly, @suckier44, @Robwin, your conversation is cracking me up!

Lol! I'd probably fall for that story, that's funny

I see a lot of shows about castles in Europe and Great Britain, look so awesome and I love historical stuff. I just looked up Belhaven and they been brewing for 300 years! Amazing!

Yo Bonaly, I'm sorry, I had to look up what slaint meant, and I saw a proper reply to it. My Scottish Gaelic is non existant, lol.

So this guy cant cum, and Adolf cant get hard? Ridiculous

Haha .Wonder why that is, mostly of the hairy guys I know are going bald. You should shave your head bald, most women think that's sexy, that I know anyway.

Lol, you re hairier than that guy!? Now you a hairy dude! I'm not really complaining, some guys said they like us to be shaved clean because they don't like hair in their teeth, of all places.

And you guys complain about getting hair in your mouth from a neatly trimmed pussy, look at the shit we have to deal with!!

Hi Ary, hows everything? You need to smile more, you have such a pretty smile!

Haha, I'm not sure if Johnson's are in scrapple, but if they were, with the other ingredients, who would know!? I will go to Scotland one day. It looks so beautiful there and I love castles, so it's on my bucket list of places to visit!

Yo Bonaly, Slaint agad-sa! Enjoy your haggis!

Hi Robwin, I just looked up haggis and it sounds kinda like what we call scrapple here. It's made of pork hearts, liver, snouts, skin, head. and all kinds of other leftover parts of a pig you wouldn't serve alone on a plate. Although not officially listed as an ingredient, pig johnsons are probably thrown in the mix also. We flour it, fry it till its crispy, and serve it with runny eggs and toast. Delicious!!

Lol, that's one way to get extra protein, me personally I'll take a bacon cheeseburger with fried onions and hot peppers!

Thx sparkles, what a girl! I know some men like to finish themselves off at the end, is that because it feels better to finish up because she might not be in rhythm with you. Or is to spray it where you want it to land? I cant believe the way she finished him off cant feel absolutely incredible and better than whacking off. So why do you jerkoff when you have a beautiful woman to do it for yo u?

If he afraid that might happen ,he shouldn't put his dick in their either! 😯

Cmon buddy, show a little more interest, and get your head between her legs and start chowing down!