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    English is to become the official language of Europe. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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    Thank god you chimed in with your displeasure, otherwise the evening would have been a total loss.
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    Well you have bee screaming for couples, guys and groups...you got em and you're still not fucking happy. I accuse you of nothing more than being a troll. Now get back in your hole.
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    As long as YOU are not having fun...I'm good!!
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    Nope...Canada (Ontario) until next week.
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    Because she doesn't have one.
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    comedy gold...Sera's mopping the bathroom floor and sorting laundry...lolololol.
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    Top thumbs? Is there something else to watch that I was not aware of? Oh Alberto...playing video games is a draw for sure.
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    Monica needs the bed tonight. She won't be fooled twice.
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    If she thinks Monica is gonna be one of her bitches like ginger and Radislava, then she is going to be disappointed.
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    We see what you're doing Sera...face it RLC is not for you...GET THE FUCK OUT!
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    It's called prime time. North America gets home from work.
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    Loraine trying to round up the girls in the kitchen. Amira had a look of "yeah right" on her face as she went back to the LR...lol
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    If Bogdan couldn't figure out that something was up when Nelly shaved one side of her head, then he's very naive. But I'm sure everything is just fine.
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    Nope it was all yours...lol
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    Just a matter of time... Russia Is ‘Ready’ to Disconnect from Global Internet, Medvedev Says - The Moscow Times
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    Like my dog at the vet...if you look away it's not happening...lol
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    Sucks when someone calls you out on your BS doesn't it...lol
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    No, but you apparently projected such by ignoring a very real issue that is affecting women athletes. Apparently you hate women.
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    How is the article about equality?
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    Why does it always come down to your sexual preference?
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    When the toilets are done, please empty the garbage and then get back down stairs.
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    Wow and you're bragging...lol, a whole $55k a year...lol
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