Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. ... Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Wake up Jacob your beautiful partner needs you to make love to her.
Being an RLC refugee I had failed to notice the beautiful Grace.
In the words of the old 17th century poet who wrote those famous words, "I did but see her passing by and yet I love her till I die."
A rumour is a story or piece of information that may or may not be true, but that people are talking about. We have been denying rumours since the big bang happened. There have been persistent rumours of quarrels in CamCaps what happened and what is happening now at RLC.
Ok here is a thread where you can put your point of view and state your case.
Don't hold back if you know something we are all interested to know what's going on.