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So my neighbor called the cops on me, saying I was smoking weed on my deck....I wasn't, but when the cops came, I said I already smoked it. So they asked me where I had bought the weed...I told them my neighbors sold it to me! Now they're at their house! LOL... Don't rat out your neighbors!! 😉

Joke of the day 😉 All about how you characterize you problem A crusty old man walks into the local Methodist Church and says to the secretary, ‘I would like to join this damn church.’ The astonished woman replies, ‘I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?’ ‘Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!’ ‘I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.’ The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, ‘Sir, what seems to be the problem here?’ ‘There is no damn problem,’ the man says. ‘I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.’ ‘I see,’ said the pastor. ‘And is this bitch giving you a hard time?’ 😉

Leora on major kitchen cleaning.

Honestly it's time Eva got a pillow instead of having rough sex with the Koala.

Best Cam is number 7

Oh well if Leora won't bate, there is always Mathilda to watch.

With Paul sleeping good time for Leora to stop cleaning and bate for us.

Paul try this too help your breathing. https://youtu.be/J5lFGQk5zbE

Thanks for finding my sunglasses.....

Is Leora still caring for her plant? I would love to see another one. Fruit Salad Trees | Different fruit on the same tree Australia wide! WWW.FRUITSALADTREES.COM A Fruit Salad Tree is a fruit tree that grows up to 6 different fruits all on the 1 tree. They are multi-grafted trees...

Love cam 7

I'm good thx mate

It's great to see that Leora appears to have some space to do her thing without Paul being around.

Great to see you over here too, wish more guys would.

Hi Ash, great to see you here.

My life has been busy lately so I haven't been able to watch a lot. Why is Leora sleeping in the the Guest room these days? Why when I log on (remembering my time zone) is Paul sleeping on the couch?

Looking forward to Paul coming into the bedroom and servicing Leora soon.

It's fair to say cooking isn't one of her skills.

Nice

Is Carla doing a Chaturbate show?

Joke of the day 😉 Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. The parishioner heard Father Murphy mutter, "Hoover!" under his breath. On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard. "Hoover!" again, a little louder this time. On the third hole, a miracle occurred and Father Murphy's drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole! "Praise be to God!" He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in. "HOOVER!" By this time, the parishioner couldn't withhold his curiosity any longer, and asked the priest, "Why do you say Hoover?" "It's the biggest dam I know," he replied. 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to, "Dad"... With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter... Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy... In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren... Love, Your Son John... PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house... I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home... 😉

Joke of the day 😉 On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!" 😉

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