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I'm wondering how often the bathroom towels are washed as they look a little dirty.

Koala hiding in the spare room so he isn't sexually abused by Eva 🤣

It appears Paul is working on repairing iphones this afternoon.

Leora working on her cleaning chores.

nice tits

He's at the police station reporting sexually abuse from Eva fucking his brains out every time Leora bates.

I understand and love it when Leora pushers past her limits.

Joke of the day 😉 The 60th High School Reunion He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years, having been high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high, with the widower throwing admiring glances across the table . . . and the widow smiling coyly back at him. Finally, during one dance, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?” After about 6 seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes... yes I will!" Needless to say, the evening ended on a happy note for the widower. However, the next morning he was troubled. Did she say “Yes”or did she say ‘No ‘? He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over-and-over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question, but for the life of him could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her. First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say “Yes”or did you say “No”? "Why, you silly man”she replied, I said Yes. Yes, I will! And I meant it with all my heart!" The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat. Then she continued."And I'm so glad you called. I couldn't remember who asked me!" 😉

It's Time Eva got her pillow back. Hopefully the abuse the poor Koala will stop.

Would love to see Leora put her butt plug in now and continue reading on her laptop.

Love how Leora rubs and plays with her ass.

Works for me we get Leora all to our selves now.

The poor Koala gets rough sex/ raped every second night by Eva.

If my wife caught me I'II be a dead man 🤣

Thanks Max, it's a crush injury that's buggered the joint. There is only at this time one fix, but who knows in the future.

The death of anyone is very personal to them. My wife who is British born is quite sad as I am. R.I.P

Firstly thank you to everyone who have been very kind to ask how I was doing. I'm doing well, I had a few procedures on my leg and ankle. Within the next few years my ankle will need to be fused as the pain will be to much to bear. So how long I will be be able to deal with the pain the surgeons and I don't know. Apart from this life is good.

Joke of the day 😉 An old Italian nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. And so she decided she would take her lunch and sit with the workers. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?" They shook their heads and looked at each other very confused. One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?" One of the steelworkers yelled down. "Why?" The worker yelled back, "Cause his mom's here with his lunch." 😉

Leora and Paul awake in bed watching something on their laptop.

Good morning pulo

Being someone that's nearly died twice. Fucking yes I do. Better than doing nothing.

Oh dear...talk about laying the slipper in. (British) Varient of put the boot in, eg. kicking somebody when they're down. When it became obvious he would be fired, the whole office took the chance to put the slipper in.

Doesn't he workout in a Gym?

Friendly reminder 😉 TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT . DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND , TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE . THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH. THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: 'TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE' THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?' THE FRIEND REPLIED 'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT' LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE. 😉

It's a KoaIa.