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A Whole Lot Of Leora. https://youtu.be/cKNHkXDo28A

Joke of the day 😉 The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse it that outside?" The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, "It's my horse. Why do you want to know?" The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well, your horse is standing out there in the sun and he don't look too good." The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion. The Loan Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water. He then pours some of the water over the horse and gives the rest to Silver to drink.It is then he notices that there isn't a breeze so he asks Tonto if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing and perhaps cool him down. Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running around Silver. The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey. After a bit a cowboy walks in and says, "Who's white horse is that outside?" Slowly the Lone Ranger turns around and says, "That is my horse, what is wrong with him now?" "Nothing," replies the cowboy, "I just wanted to let you know that you left your Injun running." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A 50ish woman is home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed & squealing with delight. Husband watches & asks "Do u have any idea how ridiculous u look? What's the matter with u?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed & says, "I don't care what u think. I just had a mammogram, & the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year-old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied! 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'" "But that's right!" "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the fucking difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said! 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A man, told his wife, "When I die, I want all my money put it my casket. I wanna take my money with me." She promised she would. The man died and at the funeral, her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." "I sure did," the wife said. The friend, in shock, said "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check!!" 😉

https://youtu.be/Ypkv0HeUvTc

Is it my imagination that Leora doesn't play much music anymore? Maybe it was Maila liked playing music.

I was at this concert and this is one of my all time fav songs from a great Aussie band. Pre- Paul the years of bating shouldn't be the forgotten years. https://youtu.be/1-Ki9erhiZQ

Midnight Oil - Koala Spirt Live @ Palais Theatre St Kilda Melbourne 12/9/22 EVA can't break his spirit. https://youtu.be/1-Ki9erhiZQ

HAHA kicked a goal there

This great game only ended 30 minutes ago. I love Aussie Rules Football.

My dog ate a whole pack of scrabble tiles so I took her to the vet. No word yet 😉

Joke of the day 😉 There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please help me. The doctor says he is gonna try and new experimental technique on her. He will put a crank in the back of her head and when she sees bags under her eyes she's supposed to crank it and the bags will go away. So she gets this crank put in her head and leaves. It works and works for a while until one day she cant get rid of these bags under her eyes. She cranks and cranks as hard as she can but they just wont go away. So she goes to the doctor. She says to the doctor: "Doctor, this was working for a while, but I cant seem to get rid of these bags under my eyes." The doctor replies: "Lady those aren't bags... those are your tits!" All she had to say was, "Now that would explain why I have this goatee." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Daughter: Dad I have a flat tire! Dad: Can't you call your husband? Daughter: I did. He didn't answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He didn't answer either! 😉

Joke of the day 😉 An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls. The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out. The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother." 😉

I would love to know.

Paul doing his stuff at his desk.

Leora's ass in those jeans looks very spankable 😎

Leora dressing to go out in jeans and a white tee shirt.

Would anyone like to guess what Leora bra size is?

Love the light blue G-strings'

If you would like to gain some life wisdom while Leora sleeps. Do These 5 Things Before Sleeping https://youtu.be/F5378Ag9EjA

when isn't she?

Leora washing her hair, rush to CAM 7 to watch her sweet ass swing.