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True to that. I am not a believer (I am an atheist), but this is an insult to everyone, including me. I do not care what people believe in, it is their business, but showing stuff like this, it is an insult, a defying way of promoting one's belief.

No, she looks better than Cindy Laupher.

That is exactly what my chick does, on a normal day. Walks around the house, dressed in two ounces of clothes, high heels a must. Just for the kicks. And on top of it, she does the laundry, mops the floors, washes dishes. In the same attire. Normal voyeur stuff...

Matt is actually a scientist by day. Here, he explains the rituals of how cosmic rays affect sexual activities on inactive sexual partners. Seriously!

Girls bulbbathing and guys doing their hair, or massaging their scalps. Just as normal as them boys checking their messages while the chicks suck their dicks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Amy, but you do live in a totally democratic state! 😄

Yep. Useless cam positions.

Awesome screen shot, Jab! Hottest ass ever!

She is hot AF!

Surprised than no one thought of this one 😛

Smart. Does anyone gives a fuck anymore?

True. Sex is supposed to be sex, not a "hold on, I have a message". But continue what you are doing, please ... Fuck that!

Ash, it is not a brain thing. Sex is a mindless thing. If you try to do two things (sex and other stuff) while having sex, this means - proven by scientists, that you are a very smart woman. Look it up. Smart women think of other things, like "he bangs me good, but after that, I have to cook something good for the kids tomorrow" kind of example. But NEVER, picking up the fucking phone during sex! This NEVER happens. And I've had a lot of smart women.

That's like swallowing my own cum. Sorry, not into that. Cool for some, but ain't me. I came on the chest of one of my girlfriends and after my load was done, she pulled me close to her and rubbed my load on my chest. And she was laughing because she knew I was yuck as fuck!

Sure, why not? Suck my dick while I check my messages. WTF! Who the fuck does that? "Sorry honey, I gotta take this" ...

What the fuck is with the phone while having sex? If my chick's phone rings while I am banging her and she even looks at it, I'd be fucking pissed as fuck!

How does this actually work? The dudes at VH buy homes and get people to stay in for free AND pay them according to the number of viewers? Because if I was in one of these apartments, I'd be going ape. Fucking all sorts of chicks, models, house next door type, no type, any fucking type, Asian chicks, black chicks, red heads, skinny, chunky, A size, Double D's, two at a time, if lucky four at a time of different ethnicities, lesbians, have some orgies like the Czechs do, until my dick would go soar. Throw wild parties, teach cooking lessons, computer lessons, telling people that lifestyle is awesome. Get drunk so bad, I'd become gay for a moment and after that puke all over the walls, like Marky Mark in that movie, Rock Star. Just kidding. The last part, I wouldn't do. Seriously, I'd sign up for this shit. 😛

Montreal, Canadian (bacon) - best strip clubs on St. Catherine St. in Old Montreal. Guys and gals, gotta try them, it is a TREAT! You will see why. Shannon in North Ireland. Beautiful but foggy most of the time. Good beer. Portland, Oregon - simply gorgeous. Yosemite in California, outstanding. Sacramento, San Francisco (beautiful but crowded), both. San Frisco - good restaurants. Best in the West. Monterrey Bay (CALI) - amazing. Gorgeous! The Bay is unique. LA sucks ass, unless you go to Malibu, Laguna, or Laguna Niguel Beach. Have a dog? Huntington Beach is a must. The rest is ... you decide. I've lived there for 23 years. Traffic. Shit. Merde. Scheize. Cacando. Cacar. Cacat. You get it... I warned you. Nevada, Las Vegas, baby! Need no more to say. Went there 8 times, last time was 18 years ago (and I am NOT an OLD DUDE). A must see. Chicago - mostly Downtown. Meh. NOT the Windy City. Palm Springs, CA - for the Gay and Lesbians. Heaven for them. This is a PLUS, for them. N.Y. ? Do not drive. N.J.? Stay away! Do NOT GO to these two cities driving. Get a fucking UBER! I KID YOU NOT! Delaware - flat but no taxes. Awesome! Awesome beaches! Maryland - great time! Boardwalk is good. Do not stay more than two days. Arizona - A MUST SEE - and you know why! The Grand Canyon - OMG! Fabulous! Fucking AWESOME! Book in Flagstaff - close by. Hawaii - do not go to the Main Island. It is like in LA. Fuck it! Romania, NO BUCHAREST. Fucking period. The rest, is the best. Go tothe mountains, people are awesome there. Transylvania is the best. Atlantic City in NJ? Stay away! Shall I continue? 😛

Look ma'! Got a dick! Sort'a ...

White Thunder, does not work. It is a Civic, after all. White beauty, works though! I named my Infiniti, of course: Millenium Falcon. Does the Kessel run in 5.4 parsecs. (Han Solo, blabbering about his space ship) 😛

2008 Infiniti G35 (do I have to say that it has 540HP and 0-60 in 3.9 secs?) 2004 Jeep Liberty 3.7 (work horse). 2010 Buick LaCrosse (just for fun). 2004 GMC Envoy, for family travel. 2014 GMC some truck, cab crew, just to carry shit around. Looking to buy a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT (just for kicks), when I just want to look at it. Other than the Ferrari mention, it is all true.

I highly doubt that the one that is dressed like a dude is bi ...

I am in rural PA, in the middle of nowhere on a farm house. Pretty much in the boonies and get Gigabit connection for $90 a month. Long live FIOS!

That is one hot slipper!

In US, is the other way around. Big cities with many bad areas, but the suburbs are awesome.