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T-I need to read about how to eat pussy-is like, really heavy handed atm🤣

T-go back to the guest room and stop dry-humping me-balls are turning purple. Forget blue. That was a year ago already!

I just barely said that shit and...

Jumping jacks would be acceptable ofc (Of Course)

If Linda runs in place until her boobs pop out this morning, I'll donate 50 bucks to the charity of her choice.😁

Ok so. Instead of there being a vacuum here, I thought it might be an idea to ask maybe L and T could play games together again like they used to do. Actually, some sort of Mario Cart would be nice, or a Lego castle I know I will get my face shoved in it but I used to think that was cool. Ok, maybe strip Lego or something. It seems her boobs may have to play a part!

Linda looking amazing as always.

Can't wait until she flings it off!

Love her in that shirt

Talk about predicting the past. Why didn't anybody tell me Linda did a naked oil show a week ago? I'm tripping over my dick about it.

Nope. Something's up. Linda doesn't just throw makeup on at 8 am.

God I hope Linda is just throwing T-bone out to do a job.

Good morning Linda! Up so early?

Thanks. And now I'm reading that large breasts are especially susceptible to the umm tanning thingy, so yeah. I think it was saying something about making sure you lather them up for about 26.5 minutes in warm water or something, and then the lotion will be able to soak in for better effect. I can't recall the lotioning time but I thought maybe it stated a bit longer under one of those circular lights. Somebody let me know if I'm off a few minutes.

I hope Linda knows that when you tan that much you have to rub lotion on yourself every night.😁

Guys, I'm busy atm but I obviously need to read the site rules. Until then you can view my avatar.

He ole man bruh. We know he sucks. But what's the alternative? A cry baby like you? Any way, I said a cool dude, not some fossil.

omg wardrobe change

Sorry guys. i actually like upyourass, but I felt I needed to fuck some shit up for a moment. Now back to your regularly scheduled program

Dude, you need a special room, one with padded walls ofc. You should thank me for paying for your free ass shit. BTW, I am an American. We invented cool. Stop trying to be like the rest of the world and act like us. You will always be at least twenty years behind unless you are T-bone then you're 40 years behind.

Sorry about that. I was experimenting with a quick solution to posting some fun stuff but i haven't done a good job of it.

It appears that the only way I can show Linda is in my avatard. So be it

Big boys rule. Little boyz drool.

when you know what I know, but you don't care so...

I think everything Linda owns should be in that top Kitchen cupboard.