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Here is a closer view on the subject. Maybe someone who understands the Language can answer the saying. (Content No Longer Available)

No doubt there. :lmao:

When Paul does anything, you don't miss anything. It's usually over before it gets started.

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?" The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am". The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to achair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom… While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen awoman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. "To which his wife responds:" He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

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The girl can't even have a shower in peace with his limp dick ass following her around 24/7 No wonder she gets pissed off with him. Come on Putin , Send Paul out for Military Duty and put him in a zone where he has a guarantee that he'll go Missing In Action. He's a useless tit of society.

That was from 2 or 3 days ago when that happened. Before you cook, wear clothes.

The dirtybin server the video was stored on only keeps videos on the server for 60 days for free users. After that time period then the video is removed from the server where it's no longer accessible.

He doesn't want people to make fun of his bent dick.

She has to lift her bib to shave.

Everyone that shares files that has an account with RLC is at risk. Most videos you see are done in the free areas where you don't need to have an account with RLC .They are upload on Third Party Servers and if RLC happens to see their content they order a Takedown Notice with DMCA which the server they are stored is supposed to comply with the removal of content but some servers are balking at the DMCA. Those brail looking dots on videos are hard to avoid. They are there no matter what you do. Pictures you can get a snapshot of the screen and hopefully they are not there when you get the image. Web Sites such as RLC have a Terms of Service which is supposed to be read by the user before they enter into such an agreement for service but most of the time no one ever reads the stuff as it's to time consuming.

EWWWWWW! A Hickey on a Hemorrhoid. :yikes:

Same shit goes on here as it did in the old apartment.

Carla & Mario Living Room Sex 09/27/15. (Attachment Purged)

Genital Play While Viewing Phones (Attachment Purged)

Could be a pad hiding beneath. Auntie Flow visits her monthly.

Even though the code in the left corner gets covered. There is also a feature that flashes every few seconds that look like brail dots and they appear in all kinds of different random positions. Sometimes they are hard to spot as they only appear for a split millisecond and then they disappear and a few seconds later reappear again in a different position.

No Problem. 338MB downloaded in 2 minutes. :lmao: Thanks

I got some info on that Euromike provided me with. As long as your Mobo is new within the last 5 years it will handle an Apple O/S.

Vous ne trouverez pas une telle chose sur ce forum. You won't find no such thing on this forum.

I notice sometimes on the table he has a bottle similar to the Spanish Fly but can't get a zoom on it to actually see what it is. Surely would be cheaper than Viagra or Cialis.

They can sense it in the air when that pussy juice starts churning. :stirthepot:

Drive it home. :yeahbaby: