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StnCld316

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  1. That's some nasty scar she has on her lower back.
  2. When I go to the bank at midnight to get some cash from my deposited Pension Cheque I'll make sure I grab one of those old greasy Lay's Classic. It's been awhile since I have had a lot of that good Cholesterol go through my veins. :lmao:
  3. Her lips would get bolder if she let some females tongue grace them. Demid is like Paul. Just no clue on what pleases them.
  4. Now I know where we send our outdated Pringles Chips too. :lmao:
  5. They'll likely just wait till after Oct.18 and then start with their new all girl format. Let the old wound die and rot. Then bring on the new Cavalry of Hot Babes with no more need of babysitting services. Sorry Nora, but Happy Trails.
  6. The only thing these two think of from the time they wake up until the time they sleep is that thing that sits between their legs.
  7. To what I have seen on the forum so far. It says Nora and Kiko are with them until Oct.18. It doesn't say anything about putting them back online until their departure. I'd say let offline until they vanish. I have said it many threads ago and many times that this apartment would function fine without Nora and Kiko's guidance. I got chastised by a few who didn't believe such. Now they will believe. :lmao: :lmao:
  8. They would have had to know about the cams before entering into a RLC Contract. If RLC doesn't let anyone know about these cams and just puts them in without their knowledge they would have been a dead duck or a cooked goose long ago. They likely knew the camera was there but just not sure which direction the lens was pointing toward.
  9. RLC Coordinator suddenly turned into MajorC :lmao:
  10. It got screwed up when Nikki brought Captain Anonymous on board. The guy was just there for the free meals. They call them Freeloaders.
  11. So on Oct18 Nora and Kiko will have gone into Oblivion :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: It's best to just keep them off the air until they have departed.
  12. One of thse days that zipper in his pants is going to lock on his nuts or his dick and he's going to have an embarrassing moment at the Hospital. I've been there and done that.
  13. Carla & Mario Sex in Living Room (Attachment Purged)
  14. Adriana and Daniel Morning Sex (Attachment Purged)
  15. If someone puts a box of Pizza on the table she gets up for a slice or two.
  16. Here is a closer view on the subject. Maybe someone who understands the Language can answer the saying. (Content No Longer Available)
  17. No doubt there. :lmao:
  18. When Paul does anything, you don't miss anything. It's usually over before it gets started.
  19. A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?" The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am". The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
  20. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to achair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom… While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen awoman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. "To which his wife responds:" He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"
  21. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
  22. The girl can't even have a shower in peace with his limp dick ass following her around 24/7 No wonder she gets pissed off with him. Come on Putin , Send Paul out for Military Duty and put him in a zone where he has a guarantee that he'll go Missing In Action. He's a useless tit of society.
  23. That was from 2 or 3 days ago when that happened. Before you cook, wear clothes.
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