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StnCld316

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  1. She won't be walking much for a week.
  2. She can swim across the channel as long as she survives getting past the sharks.
  3. He must have been going quite fast or had the foot on the gas pedal, that's quite a distance to slide on an almost flat roadway.
  4. Likely within another year she'll be humping all kinds of koalas when she passes on to her next life. She's getting near the point of that type of breeds life expectancy. Leora will be mourning for a month when that happens.
  5. Hopefully you had shoes on and not bare feet when you stepped on one.
  6. A simple solution, go to the hardware store and purchase glue traps. Catches rats & mice.
  7. Everyone's slowly jumping the ship.
  8. Those 2 girls are a waste of time.
  9. Certainly better than those garbage Tesla Cyber trucks Musk produces.
  10. Wait for the power outages.
  11. She'll need to wear a wide brimmed hat when going outside to prevent the birds from shitting on her lips.
  12. Someone must have needed a roll of paper towels.
  13. I'll put a hex on her laptop so the screen goes off and can turn back on.
  14. I'll remove her name then. Thanks
  15. She must have just came back to gather the rest of her stuff then.
  16. Have to save the Happy Trails for another day by the looks of things.
  17. If your attacked by one of those police dogs just carry a dog whistle it'll prevent getting bit but you'll still get arrested minus a trip to the hospital for dog bites.
  18. The quickest way to stop a dog attack is with a cattle prod. A couple of zaps and the dog will run away yelping with its tail stuck between its legs.
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