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Now removed from the list. May or may not return.
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It's just a novelty. They'll find that it will wear off over time.
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Leora & Paul - Home Activities (2022) #18
StnCld316 replied to Pete1960's topic in Leora & Paul (08/14/19)
She already tried sucking up to him but his helicopter was more important. -
Has been looked after. Thanks
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A young girl, who was writing a paper for school, came to her father and asked... "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?" The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree." "Let me show you what I mean... " With that, the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random. As a man answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?" The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin... " "Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial them?" "See," said the father to his daughter, "That man was not a bit happy with our call." "He was probably very busy with something, and we annoyed him." "Now watch this... " The father dialed the same number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?" asked the father. "Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number, and I told you that there is no Melvin here!" "You've got a lot of nerve calling again!" The receiver was then slammed down hard. The father turned to his daughter and said, "You see, that was anger." "Now I'll show you what exasperation means... " He dialed the same number again, and a violent voice roared, "HELLO!" The father then calmly said... "Hello, this is Melvin... " "have there been any calls for me?"
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Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning. Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured. They attempt to save him with CPR, but there is a large hole in his skull that the blood keeps squirting out of, and he dies. Bill says 'Someone needs to tell Steve's wife'. Joey says 'I'll do it, I'm very sensitive'. Joey goes off, then a few hours later comes back with two cases of beer. Bill asks 'Where did you get the beer?' Joey says 'Steve's wife gave it to me'. Bill says, 'You told her Steve was dead and she gave you beer?' Not exactly. When she answered the door I said "You must be Steve's widow', she said 'I'm not a widow" and I said "I bet you two cases of beer you are".
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A kid dressed all in red rang my doorbell and said, "Trick or Treat!" I said to him, "dude Halloween was yesterday." He replied "I know. I'm a period, I'm sorry I'm late." Bloody twat earned all of my leftover candy.
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The windows key and + opens the windows magnifier. In the magnifier setting one can set the magnifier to what zoom level they want for future use.
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Leora & Paul - Home Activities (2022) #18
StnCld316 replied to Pete1960's topic in Leora & Paul (08/14/19)
Paul lacks stamina and can't stay long enough to get Leora off. She usually has to finish the job herself. -
Leora & Paul - Home Activities (2022) #18
StnCld316 replied to Pete1960's topic in Leora & Paul (08/14/19)
Maybe he got dementia and forgot where he lives. -
Leora & Paul - Home Activities (2022) #18
StnCld316 replied to Pete1960's topic in Leora & Paul (08/14/19)
I think they're past the dreaming stage. Now it's like the blind leading the blind. -
Nina & Kira (2022) Part #2
StnCld316 replied to Noldus's topic in Nina & Kira - (08/20/19 - 07/24/24)
I guess it is only still $25 that's in USD. When I opened the page it stated in CAD $36. -
Nina & Kira (2022) Part #2
StnCld316 replied to Noldus's topic in Nina & Kira - (08/20/19 - 07/24/24)
Looks like they had a price increase. $36 a month. -
Leora & Paul - Home Activities (2022) #18
StnCld316 replied to Pete1960's topic in Leora & Paul (08/14/19)
One can buy that Horny Goat Weed through Amazon for about $20 for a bottle of 60 capsules (2 Month Supply) he'll have a hard on like he's never had before. Viagra's too expensive 8 tablets for $140 just to get a hard on. Spanish Fly is just as effective but there are some side effects if one takes too much of the stuff. When Mario was with Carla he always took way too much and passed out all the time so Carla was like she was fucking a corpse. -
Leora & Paul - Home Activities (2022) #18
StnCld316 replied to Pete1960's topic in Leora & Paul (08/14/19)
All he needs is some Horny Goat Weed will give him lots of stamina. It works just as good and a heck of a lot cheaper than Viagra.