StnCld316

I have removed them.

If you feel lucky. Powerball is over $743M.

Topic for Wynona & Connor

All they got to do is lightly tap the wall with a hammer until it sounds like they are something with a solid backing. If it sounds hollow the spot has not been obtained. I think when these girls went to school all they were taught was to Knit & Fuck.

At least they managed to do a blow job and a fuck before they departed.

Repetitive posting is hard to control. It happens in each and every topic daily. I would have to pretty well put the whole forum on vacation. If you do it to one person then you have to do it for everyone. I have said many times over, if one persons posts are that bothering to someone then place the member on ignore and one won't see their posts. If one has an issue with someone's post or postings then it should be taken to Rants & Flames and challenge one another there.

If anyone wants too keep up what caused this topic to be locked in the first place, continue the ripping of each others corn chutes in Rants & Flames. Any continuation in this topic will be a very long weekend for whoever indulges.

Sergio's spirit must have chased him off. Archived after 1 day.

Are these girls that useless that they cannot hang their own pictures.

She needs to grow some hair down there and look like a woman should. She's not 11 or 12 anymore where one has barely sprouted their first pubes.

A guy is walking when suddenly falls and injures his hand. on his way to the hospital, he sees this huge ad on a new machine, the ad claimed that the machine is able to diagnose any disease and write treatment plans for it only by taking urine sample. The man walks to the machine puts a penny in it and then gives the sample. after a few beeps, a note comes out "your hand's tendon is injured, don't put it under any stress and exercise". the man was amazed and decides to mess with the machine, so when he reaches home, he takes a bottle, then pours some water in it, then makes his dog urinate in it, and then sees his daughter's chewed gum on floor so puts it in the bottle also, and finally to sum it up, masturbates in the bottle. Then he heads towards the machine and gives the sample to the machine. After 10 minutes of strange noises and sounds that machine made, a note comes out, "Your water pipe will clog soon, be sure to fix it. Your dog will die in 2 weeks, be prepared for it. Your daughter is pregnant, go beat the boy living upstairs. If you keep masturbating like this, your injured tendon won't heal!"

Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom. The other three guys start talking about how successful their sons are. Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a car dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferrari. Guy 2: That's nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet. Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle. Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys, hey guys what are we talking about. Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are. Guy 4:Well, my son is a gay stripper. Guy 2: You must be so disappointed with what he's done with his life. Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a castle from his three boyfriends.

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua. P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living. He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine. Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed. Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas. "You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless. The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

What's he a virgin. No guy goes to a girls place just to sleep, especially in Barcelona.

Not hard to figure what he's after.

Topic for Lalliza & Greyhound, Kellie & Tod

This topic is temporarily locked.

Someone at RLC is sleeping on the job.