StnCld316

Taken care of. Thanks

Not a surprise. I didn't think Lola & Otto would last very long. Bed & Breakfast.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell was re-banned from Twitter 3 hours after returning to the platform since his initial ban in 2021 WWW.MSN.COM A Twitter spokesperson said the account was banned for violating the ban evasion policy. Lindell was first banned for election misinformation.

I am only going to say this once. After what we went through on Wedenesday over this I had messaged @ddhm and had specifically asked him that if he feels the need to post such things to start his own topic and that's what he has done. Now for ones who not wish to read this topic can just bypass the topic without any confrontation. Just read the topics of interest that one wishes to read. Once one has read what they want all one has to do is go to the top of the topics with in the Apartment Board and click Mark Forum as Read. I do not want to see any antagonization of any poster, name calling, swearing or ripping someone a new corn chute because one does not share the same opinion or as some would say repetitious posting. The man now has his own space, let him have it. If one really finds the need to challenge the poster then take it up in Rants & Flames and not here. @masterchef56 will be returning shortly, I am sure he'll gladly to tell you the ordeal he just went through. As long as one follows what was just posted above won't suffer the same fate. I am not going to discuss this matter any further as enough has been said. Thanks, StnCld316 - Forum Admin.

Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The second guy says, “It sure does. Let’s throw a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is. We’ll be able to tell the depth by how long it is before we hear the noise of the pebbles landing.” So they pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait. Nothing. There’s no noise. The first guy says, “Jeeez. That is really deep. I know, let’s throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise.” So they pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait… and wait… Again, nothing. They look at each other in amazement. Then the first guy gets a determined look on his face and says, “Hey, over here in the weeds, there’s a railroad tie. Help me carry it over. When we toss that sucker in, it’s gotta make some noise.” So the two of them drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Once again, not a sound comes from the hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it’s legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole. The two men are astonished with what they’ve just seen and look at each other in amazement. Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over. He asks them, “Hey, you two guys seen my goat out here?” The first guy says, “You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever saw. It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole and disappeared!” “Nah”, says the farmer, “That couldn’t have been my goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie.”

These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter greets them and tells them, “We only have one rule here in heaven. Don’t step on the ducks.” So, they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It’s almost impossible not to step on a duck there’s so many, and though they try their utmost to avoid standing on them, the first guy soon accidentally steps on one. St. Peter then appears with the ugliest woman the guy had ever seen. St. Peter chains the woman to the guy and says to him, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!” The next day, the second guy also accidentally steps on a duck. Once again, St. Peter shows up and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains the woman to the second guy saying, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!” The third guy has observed all this and as he really doesn’t want to be chained to an ugly woman for eternity, he’s extremely careful where he steps. Indeed, he manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. One day though, St.Peter appears with the most gorgeous woman the guy has ever laid eyes on. She’s tall, curvaceous, tanned and extremely sexy. Without a word, St. Peter chains the woman to the third guy. The guy happily says to the woman, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?” The woman replies, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”

You could be waiting awhile. It takes RLC a long time too make changes. It took them 10 Years just to get rid of Flash Player.

A multi-millionaire living in Darwin, Australia, decided to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Brian, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns and oysters from the barbecue, and flirting. Then at the height of the party, the millionaire said, “I have a 15 foot man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who’ll join him in the pool.” The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Brian in the pool fighting madly with the crocodile, jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butting it, getting it in choke holds, biting it’s tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of martial arts expert. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Brian and the crocodile were screaming and raising hell. Finally, after what seemed like an age, Brian strangled the crocodile and let it float to the top of the pool like a dead goldfish. An exhausted Brian wearily climbed out of the pool with everybody staring at him in disbelief. The millionaire said, “Well, Brian, I reckon I owe you a million dollars then.” “Nah, you all right boss, I don’t want it,” said Brian. So the millionaire said “Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks?” “No thanks, I don’t want it,” Brian insisted. The millionaire said, “Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?” Once again, Brian said, “No.” Confused, the rich man asked, “Well Brian, then what do you want?” “I want the bastard who pushed me in,” said Brian.

Is your computer screen Scratch & Sniff.

A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day. The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.” Tommy replied, “Well, then just give me my money back. That’s fine.” The farmer said, “Sorry, I can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Tommy then said, “Okay, then, just bring me the dead horse.” The farmer was surprised and asked Tommy, “Why? What ya gonna do with him?” Tommy replied, “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer laughed and said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse! Who’d buy a ticket?” Tommy answered, “Sure I can, just watch me. I just won’t tell anybody the horse is dead.” A month later, the farmer met up with Tommy again and asked, “What happened with that dead horse in the end. Did you raffle him off?” Tommy said, “I sure did. I sold 500 tickets at $5 a piece.” The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?” Tommy smiled and said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $5 back.”

I always thought they were Greek. One couldn't leave the others behind.

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May 8th in Canada is Mothers Day.

It's not really hurting nothing where it sits. A computer desk does not take up that much space unless one has an office desk.

Likely wind up out on the balcony.

Alexa.com will be officially retired May 1st.

Maybe show up at VHTV

She could always put it up her bottom and if she ever needed it again then all she has to do is cough.

After seeing a thousand of her bates, it's like watching Leave it to Beaver Reruns.

Kind of hard to sell something that does not belong to her.

All this physical labor, she'll be having a nap soon.

She had a relationship and fucking blew it by allowing others into their sexual relationships.