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StnCld316

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    Has been done. Thanks
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    Has been done. Thanks
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    You just described the GOP to a T.
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    Will look after it. Thanks
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    PFFT!
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    11 Days. Still shows as UM.
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    Back to battle with her Axe Wound.
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    She can stay living in Barcelona far away from everyone.
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    3 Minutes at a time.
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    COVID is still alive. There's another wave making it's way around.
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    Will look after it. Thanks
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    Voyeur-house.tv watermark is required on all images.
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    OK Thanks.
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    I've only seen her with 1 guy since she came to B4 so I figure that's who it must be.
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    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
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    A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, ‘No, let me see the next room.’ In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, ‘I pick this room.’ Satan says Ok and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, ‘OK, coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!’
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    Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
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    It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the Funeral.’
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    During a Sunday school session, a Sunday school teacher asked kids if they knew how God takes people. One kid stood up and said ‘God takes people by the feet.’ The teacher inquired for an explanation and the kid said that she walked in on her parents and found her mother’s legs lifted up in the air while screaming ‘God I’m coming’
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    A man is enjoying a conversation with friends. He accidentally elbows a lady in the chest. He becomes instantly apologetic and says, ‘‘I’m so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your boob, then you’ll find it in your to forgive me.’’ To which the woman replied, ‘‘if your boomstick is as hard as your elbow, you’ll find me in room 318.’’
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    5 cm
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    A salesman knocks on little Benny’s front door and the conversation goes: Salesman: Can I see your dad? Benny: No, he’s in the shower. Salesman: What about your mum? Benny: She’s in the shower too. Salesman: Do you think they’ll be coming out soon? Benny: No. My dad asked me for Vaseline but instead, I gave him super glue.
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