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  1. sturmchaser
    0425 - HOME! Love and smooches for Butch and Sundance, immediately after walking through the door. They love their children so much. THIS is the kind of stuff I love, and the reason I subscribe. 😍
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    Oh I am definitely in love now. Anybody who appreciates QT is okay in my book. 😎 H8 was brilliant, PF will always remain my fave, but Django Unchained is my go-to in times of need (the D is silent). Nice to make your acquaintance, my dear.
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    Appears to be back up - for now.
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    So Nina is Wonder Woman, but Kira???
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    Zoiks! My VHTV just went tits up. Anybody else? ☹️
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    Oh no, I'm not referring to THAT cross, I'm well aware of the "invisible crosshairs" technique (I once dated a girl who was diabetic and I had to learn). I'm referring to the cross action that one performs on oneself, the up-down-side-to-side motion across the chest one makes when one is about to perform something which may have a questionable successful outcome, and one is asking whatever higher powers they believe in for a little help or guidance. Nina performs this at the 1:53 mark on Kjeld's vidcap. I think it's a Catholic thing? Like I said, I'm not religious, but I do the motion myself every time I climb into my truck, hoping that it helps that I don't accidentally slam into a family of six that day. Not sure if it actually does any good, but so far so good!
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    EXACTOf*ckinmundo! Some muthaf*cka FINALLY undermuthaf*ckinstands me! And get this muthaf*ckin shit - it's a muthaf*ckin CHICK! I think I just fell in muthaf*ckin love! Hey darlin, you like big muthaf*ckin trucks? Asking for a muthaf*ckin friend... 😆
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    "KIRA... the final frontier... These are the voyages of the Kenworth 'ENTERJENN' His never-ending mission, to explore the strange new mounds, to seek out new folds, and new clitorisations... To boldly plow where NO MAN HAS PLOWED BEFORE!" *cue cool music* (apologies to Gene R)
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    Nothing like having a heart-to-heart with your beloved in the bathroom while she's sitting on the Throne. Then again, both of them have been in places "where no MAN has gone before" so I guess it's just normal for them LOL Love it!
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    Ehhh... my apologies. Somehow I got on a Samuel L. muthaf*ckin Jackson roll... muthaf*cka.
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    Oh shit. Really? Contacting you offline, standby.
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    Sundance appreciates it, but Butch couldn't give a shit, because Butch be a BAD MUTHAF*KA
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    It's all good, no offense, and no revelations. I just understand how passionate you are at having had the privilege of meeting our girls on many occasions. Perhaps I am just being jealous 😉 Speaking of Siberia, has anyone seen or heard anything from my other fave, Maya?
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    Another heavy-duty discussion tonight. Kira sitting on the stovetop. I can see her ribs through her back. She is so skinny! Nina with her rapid-fire, region specific dialect, I can't understand any of it. I have said before, I've dated a couple women of Russian heritage, one of them just one generation away from her immigrant parents. Best borscht I ever had. They truly are like no other women anywhere. Russian women will argue with you till the cows come home, some of them violently, even if they are wrong. It's quite an experience. But the makeup time erases all of that. 😉
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    Haha, indeed. With all due respect Domi, my friend, I'm not comfortable with this. No names are revealed, but those of us who are in the know, know exactly who you refer to. We don't want that to get out in public. I protect Nina and Kira's identities, even the cats true names with pseudos, and that same courtesy extends to their friends. I'm not trying to be a dick, just careful. Sorry.
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    Nurse Ratched? 😮 😆
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    In some cases, it can be helpful to SPANK the cheek receiving the injection, to help numb the area. Could you handle that? 😁
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    Aside from using the SAME alcohol swab not once, not twice, but FIVE times, even after Sundance sniffed it, trampled on it, and swished his tail over the injection site, yeah, the rest was pretty darn funny LOL. I bet 10 whole American dollars that Kira's beautiful left cheek is bruised all to hell in the morning. @rtgonzo "it's not a dart!" LMAO Props to @Kjeld Carlsen for a great vidcap, and I loved the marquee you inserted at the beginning. 👍
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    00:49 - HOME! 😍
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    Anybody notice that one of the living room ceiling lights is either not seated properly, or ready blow? Blinky blinky blinky.
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    That would be Butch. He knocks over everything - plants, vases, glasses, mugs, cosmetics, phones, Nina's vape pen, etc etc. Sundance is the "good" kitty. 🐈🐈
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    Me too!
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    OMG this was painful to watch. This must have been Nina's first butt injection she has ever given. She took FOREVER to stab poor Kira (at least they were laughing about it). I won't even mention the multitude of non-sterile actions. 😬 I remember back on RLC, Kira would give butt injections to Nina every so often, and she was in and out in a couple of seconds. It was funny when Nina gave the sign of the cross before her 10th attempt LOL. I'm not even religious and I give the sign of the cross (I'm sure there is a proper term for it) every time I climb in my truck.
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    Zoiks. Nina has been on the throne for over 20 minutes. Apparently a dookie got stuck in there. They are tough to give birth to sometimes, let me tell ya, esp after eating Love's truckstop famous sausage-n-bizkits plate and 12 hours on the road. Kira is totally crashed on the sofa.
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