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1 minute ago, letsdothis said:

I don't get what you mean. Why was it a bum joke and guess what planet? ๐Ÿ˜Š

It wasn't really a bum joke๐Ÿ˜–

I'll cut to the chase,the planet begins with the letter U!!

I'm coming over to have a severe word with you pal๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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5 hours ago, letsdothis said:

LOL!!! Got it. Uranus. I figured you meant "bum" as in "ass", knowing you,
but I didn't connect it with Uranus, even though I've heard several Uranus
jokes, all of which elude me at the moment. ๐Ÿคฃ

We got their that's the main thing๐Ÿ˜€

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Two women, both archaeologists are down in Mexico excavating an
ancient Mayan's burial ground looking for some remains to take back
to their museum.

Unfortunately, everything they'd run across wasย badlyย decomposed.
One of the two says, "We don't seem to be having much luck."

The other replies, "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!"

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30 minutes ago, Robwin said:

It is spelt "there" NOT "their" you dumbo, must I correct your English all the time ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

Well done pal you finally spotted my deliberate error that was set to test you.๐Ÿ˜€

Took your time though.๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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So there is this cowboy sitting outside the saloon in an old wild West town when all of a sudden a woman completely naked on horseback trots up and stops right in front of him.He can't believe his eyes and says to the woman"cover yourself up and why are you naked"

She replied"back up the trail a guy held me up at gunpoint and told me to strip naked so I did"

"Then he stripped naked and said now go to town so here I am"

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