Dave 27 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 minute ago, letsdothis said: I don't get what you mean. Why was it a bum joke and guess what planet? ๐ It wasn't really a bum joke๐ I'll cut to the chase,the planet begins with the letter U!! I'm coming over to have a severe word with you pal๐๐ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 LOL!!! Got it. Uranus. I figured you meant "bum" as in "ass", knowing you, but I didn't connect it with Uranus, even though I've heard several Uranus jokes, all of which elude me at the moment. ๐คฃ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 5 hours ago, letsdothis said: LOL!!! Got it. Uranus. I figured you meant "bum" as in "ass", knowing you, but I didn't connect it with Uranus, even though I've heard several Uranus jokes, all of which elude me at the moment. ๐คฃ We got their that's the main thing๐ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Two women, both archaeologists are down in Mexico excavating an ancient Mayan's burial ground looking for some remains to take back to their museum. Unfortunately, everything they'd run across wasย badlyย decomposed. One of the two says, "We don't seem to be having much luck." The other replies, "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 A patient bursts into a doctorโs office, โDoctor, I believe Iโm a deck of cards!โ ย The doctor calmly replies, โPlease go sit in the waiting room, Iโll deal with you later.โ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwin Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 On 7/22/2019 at 6:21 AM, Dave 27 said: We got their that's the main thing๐ It is spelt "there" NOT "their" you dumbo, must I correct your English all the time ๐๐ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 30 minutes ago, Robwin said: It is spelt "there" NOT "their" you dumbo, must I correct your English all the time ๐๐ Well done pal you finally spotted my deliberate error that was set to test you.๐ Took your time though.๐๐ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 So there is this cowboy sitting outside the saloon in an old wild West town when all of a sudden a woman completely naked on horseback trots up and stops right in front of him.He can't believe his eyes and says to the woman"cover yourself up and why are you naked" She replied"back up the trail a guy held me up at gunpoint and told me to strip naked so I did" "Then he stripped naked and said now go to town so here I am" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Tenants. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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