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Ashly swallowed a package of seeds,

Great tufts of fine grass,

Sprouted out of his ass, 

And his balls were covered with weeds.

 

 

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There was a young man from Lahore,

Who had quite a stinky back door,

With a huff and a puff, did a big guff.

And crapped all over the floor. 

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There was a young lady from Ealing,

Who had a particular feeling.

She lay on her back, opened her crack,

Then pissed all over the ceiling.

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