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3 hours ago, ARMY SNIPER said:

A woman is a creature truly devine

She blooms every month and bear's every nine

The only creature this side of hell

That's gets goodies from the nut's without breaking the shell           

So true Sniper, so true.

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Old mother Hubbard,

went to the cupboard

to get old Rover a bone

But when she bent over

old Rover, he drove her

cuz Rover had a bone of his own!

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There was an old lady called Betty,

Whose armpits were hairy and sweaty,

She had a great knot, in her stinky old twot.

And her pubes looked just like spaghetti.

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There once was a man from Gosham,

Who took out his bollocks to wash them,

His wife said "Jack!, if you don't put them back,

I'll stand on the bastards and squash 'em!".

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There was a young man from Bombay,

Who shagged 20 chickens a day,

He wouldn't stop fucking, till they all started clucking.

Then he would eat all the eggs that they lay. 

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