Funny Limericks.

[Slender Man]

5 hours ago, Alexandria said:

Sorry just noticed this one. 

Only one punishment for that. A bloody good spanking. LOL 

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[TBG 150]

9 hours ago, Slender Man said:

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They need to reword that. Brass doesn't spark. That's why they make brass hammers for working in a hazardous environment.

[Robwin]

Jim went for a ride in a rocket,

The rocket went bang, 

His balls went clang, 

And he found his dick in his pocket!

 

 

 

[Robwin]

Bill was doing his wife on the stair

But the banister broke

So he doubled his stroke

And finished her off in mid-air

 

 

[Robwin]

Ashly swallowed a package of seeds,

Great tufts of fine grass,

Sprouted out of his ass, 

And his balls were covered with weeds.

 

 

[Jonno]

There was a young man from Lahore,

Who had quite a stinky back door,

With a huff and a puff, did a big guff.

And crapped all over the floor. 

[Jonno]

There was a young lady from Ealing,

Who had a particular feeling.

She lay on her back, opened her crack,

Then pissed all over the ceiling.

[Alexandria]

On 6/11/2020 at 10:56 PM, Slender Man said:

Only one punishment for that. A bloody good spanking. LOL 

I enjoy that so would not be a punishment