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At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey

I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry.

I had to act quick

To cool down my dick, 

So I stuck it in my McFlurry. 

 

There once was a man named Frazini,

Who spilt some gin on his weenie.

Not being uncouth

He added vermouth,

And slipped his gf a Martini. 

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There was a young man from Bombay,

Who shagged 20 chickens a day.

He wouldn't stop fucking,

Till they started clucking.

Then he'd eat the eggs that they lay. 

 

There was an old man from Harrow,

Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.

The sparrow said, "No, you can't have a go.

As the hole in my ass is too narrow.

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