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I give lessons. But only to young innocent lasses. An old dude should be able to figure it all out on their own.

Obama would buy it for them too.

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XD Maybe everyone should just buy a flesh light

I'm not sure how to use one.

But I do understand that they don't require batteries.

So I guess they're greener than a rabbit.

Just go to xhamster and search fleshlight. You'll see how they are used.
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Haven't used one of them, either. Wifey and I are old school.

Maybe the next RLC couple will demonstrate how these hi-tech devices are used. That way, RLC can advertise that it's an educational website, and get government funding from the Obama administration.

Its like wanking but you put it on your penis and its built to feel like a vagina,but it looks like a flashlight so you wont get busted. they come in like different skin looks & different types like mouth or butt

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Yes. Squirrel was born yesterday and has no knowledge of these devices whatsoever. :D

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If you guy's think that's high tech you should look into getting one of these bad boys:

* Internet Mode: Control the toy through the Internet with no distance limitation. This works for couples live in 2 different cities.

* Remote Mode: Control the toy without the Internet when you are nearby. This enables you to play outside in restaurant, theater or any other public places.

* Music Mode: Pulsate the toy by your music. Controling through music spectrum (vibrating patterns based your currently played mp3 music). You can rock to the vibes of your favorite music.

http://remotepleasure.com/store/vivi-p-6.html

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Squirrel saw humans land on the moon.

Squirrel didn't think it would lead to remote toys.

Squirrel is astounded.

What will they think of next?

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