Guest 007 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 They are not interested in training the dog. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( She should'a gone for an experienced Squirrel instead of that yip-dog thingy. Tut, TUt. Manners old chap!!! Leora would suit a horse. That is my personal belief. Then she could ride, Lady Godiva-like, around my Scottish estate. It would be a tad chilly at times, and the midges would be somewhat awful, but I sincerely believe that a horse is the most suitable animal for a goddess like Leora. Certainly not a Squirrel or a Mongrel. That would never do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest norasmum Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 They are not interested in training the dog. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( She should'a gone for an experienced Squirrel instead of that yip-dog thingy. Tut, TUt. Manners old chap!!! Leora would suit a horse. That is my personal belief. Then she could ride, Lady Godiva-like, around my Scottish estate. It would be a tad chilly at times, and the midges would be somewhat awful, but I sincerely believe that a horse is the most suitable animal for a goddess like Leora. Certainly not a Squirrel or a Mongrel. That would never do. MONGREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 LISTEN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! LEORA'S ONE OF THE MOST FUCKING GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON THE GODDAM EARTH, AND YOU'RE FUCKING TALKING SHIT ABOUT DOGS AND SQUIRRELS (that would be me) AND YOU'RE NOT POSTING TITS AND ASS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MOTHER FUCKERS?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A CRUTCH! HE'S GONNA BE RESURRECTED THIS WEEKEND, MOOSE AIN'T AROUND TO KICK YOUR ASSES, THE WORLD IS A-1 FUCKED UP, AND I'M JUST PLAN SICK OF YOU BASTARDS... I'm going for radiator hoses, incidentally. If you put out a nice bowl of Scotch Whiskey or high-end vodka, I will not harm you. Thank you for your care and consideration. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TAY Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Squirrel? You okay? I'm worried about you. I firmly believe Leora would love having a squirrel to pet as much as a DOG. Squirrels have fluffier fur and bushier tails. I close my eyes and imagine Squirrel brushing his tail all over Leora's body. "Ooh ooh baby, baby, I'm getting so wet.....!" That's Leora saying that not me. I'm chiming in late on this but, let me add my theory about the DOG affair. The DOG is a CHILD. From my few observations in life about girls, their boyfriends and DOGS, I believe my theory is true. My "GIRLFRIEND gets a DOG" theory is: When a girl/women/girlfriend/chick gets a DOG, she's telling her mate she wants to have babies. Leora needs to find out how Paul will handle having children around him. The DOG is the first test. DOGS have the mind of a two year old CHILD. IF Paul can handle the DOG then Leora will be getting FAT. Yes, you guys Leora will become a MILF! We will see if Paul meets the standards and requirements of Leora to mate with her. As they say in the Game of Thrones, Paul's going to "squirt a baby in Leora's belly." AND you here it right here for the first time, I say that Leora is already pregnant. And I agree billycox I too pray the DOG shreds Paul's guitar. I am leaving again and don't know when I will be back like anyone cares anyway. Tay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
van the man Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Very perceptive TAY. For sure the dog is a surrogate baby. If she is testing him I think Paul is passing the test. He seems very good with the dog. I suspect though that he is simply trying to please Leora. Despite all his faults I do actually believe he cares for Leora and usually handles her temper tantrums very well. If he could simply locate her Clitoris then maybe he could keep her happy and secure without the need for a dog!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I am leaving again and don't know when I will be back like anyone cares anyway. Tay Don't do it! Don't leave me alone here to suffer the pain and anguish without your comforting presence! You know what these CC humans are like! Please don't desert your CC forest animal friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thin white Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 you're probably right, Tay ! I agree that Leora think about having a baby... and having a dog before is probably to see paul's reactions... But Paul is not mature enough and is mostly too selfish to have a baby... read you soon, TAY... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antares. Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Il y a des soirs où j'aimerais être un chien... ^^ (The Image Content is No Longer Accessible and has been Removed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I suggest we name Leora's dog "Scooter". The way he/she races around the apartment reminds me of young Italian men racing around on their Vespa motor scooters. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dth Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Also he can go for ever and not run out of gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 For such short legs, Scooter sure can jump, too. I usually only like well-behaved big dogs (you know, it's a manly thing) but he's kinda cute and Leora loves the hell out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BJon Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 The dog is a female and her name is Eva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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