pulo filipe Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 "I work with animals," the guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says. 1
letsdothis Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got it from. He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve." 3
letsdothis Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think? 2
pulo filipe Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 mph? Its butt. 1
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