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We even brought out the big guns by throwing in a few dirty jokes of the knock-knock variety. So, keep reading to find our favorite naughty funnies. Just don’t read this bunch before any big board meetings — you’re going to be stifling your laughter all damn day.

Best Dirty Jokes

  1. Why did the ketchup blush?
    He saw the salad dressing.

  2. What did the elephant ask the naked man?
    “How do you breathe out of that thing?”

  3. Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
    She outgrew her b-shells!

  4. How is life like toilet paper?
    You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

  5. What does one boob say to the other boob?
    If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

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On 12/29/2021 at 1:48 AM, Delvorm said:

We even brought out the big guns by throwing in a few dirty jokes of the knock-knock variety. So, keep reading to find our favorite naughty funnies. Just don’t read this bunch before any big board meetings — you’re going to be stifling your laughter all damn day.

Best Dirty Jokes

  1. Why did the ketchup blush?
    He saw the salad dressing.

  2. What did the elephant ask the naked man?
    “How do you breathe out of that thing?”

  3. Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
    She outgrew her b-shells!

  4. How is life like toilet paper?
    You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

  5. What does one boob say to the other boob?
    If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

Read More…

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