woodworker Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Heavy as it may be, I heard you could smash someone's head in with one of those and not be charged, because they are in-admissible in court. Or is that a different contraption I'm thinking of?
KarenKraft Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Picked up one of these puppies for $20 at a yard sale. Like a lot of the old stuff, it still works perfectly. It's rather fun to play with, except the wire is a huge hassle to untangle and it weighs about 100 pounds. Okay. I give up. What is it?
woodworker Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 I think it's a Dick-ta-Phone. That's where you dictate to your secretary all of your nasty dreams and desires of what you want to do to her, when she's just too tired from taking all those notes in shorthand. "And keep in mind Miss. Jenkins. My idea of a board meeting is a sturdy paddle right across your backside." "Oh yes sir, Please go on."
woodworker Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 That's my version of Fifty Shades of Gray, with a slight hint of Rouge. "Wee Wee, Mademoiselle. I taught de Marquis everything zi know."
woodworker Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 And now my little coquette, howz about a little song. While weez makes looove together.
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted May 11, 2015 Author Posted May 11, 2015 My god, sir, you've magically applied Rule 34 to a 1948 Webster Chicago wire recorder! That's the spirit of CamCaps at it's finest! The poor damn thing isn't even shaped like a phallus, nor does it even have a hole, and you pulled it off like a master. 10 points. Well done. 8) 8) 8)
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted May 11, 2015 Author Posted May 11, 2015 CamCaps is educational, if nothing else: Study this history of useful machines carefully. There will be a test on this later. KK will grade the tests, so do your best. Relax, it's easy material, and there is no need for you to Rule 34 this sucker: http://www.mypleasure.com/features/timeline/index.asp
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted May 11, 2015 Author Posted May 11, 2015 Having fun with big,cool machines,, Sorry to double post, but I lost where I put the original, so here it is again. This is for you, Bluto. C'ya down at Arnie's place! This is gonna be great fun!
KarenKraft Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 OooooKAY! I don't really understand much (any) of that, but I can see y'all do and are having a good time with it. I'll just move along quietly.
AudiAnt Posted May 12, 2015 Posted May 12, 2015 You've definitely CRUSHED it Squirrel. I rather get to the Tank than the Choppa! :)
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted May 12, 2015 Author Posted May 12, 2015 OooooKAY! I don't really understand much (any) of that, but I can see y'all do and are having a good time with it. I'll just move along quietly. Don't go away, sweetheart. Tanks are generally considered boy-toys, but I'm sure you'd love the power to crush things with a tank as much as you would with words. So here's a cool machine toy for the ladies. Yes, Karen, next time we tell you to get back into the kitchen and make us a sammich, you'll be able to put your creativity to use with these convenient kitchen appliances: http://3dprintingindustry.com/2014/11/09/11-food-3d-printers/ ( just kidding. Really. You know I'm not a chauvinist squirrel. Really. ;) )
woodworker Posted May 12, 2015 Posted May 12, 2015 She would have warmed up to the idea if there had been a Muslim left under it's tracks. I know it would have tickled me.
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