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It is still a shock for me to tune in and see a clean apartment.

Where are the piles of junk on the couch & coffee table ?

Where are the greasy smears on the glass table?

Why isn't Leora standing in the bathroom with her fingers stuffed up her nose?

Why is Paul having sex with Leora when he could be masturbating to computer porn in the middle of the night?

Where are the psychotic cats?

These newbies have so much to learn...

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It is still a shock for me to tune in and see a clean apartment.

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Where are the psychotic cats?

These newbies have so much to learn...

Hey, these were most exciting of all the RLC cats. RLC should have kept them. Now we're stuck with A&S's soon-to-become-neurotic cat and dumb bunny, Lora's cat (all business) and Elena's cat, which is pretty much like watching a dishrag.

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I am the worlds number one cat lover. All cats are interesting and mysterious. I hated the way Mark threw them in the air and would slap them. I wanted to beat the shit out of the dope. Hurting a cat is going against everything that is supposed to be good about mankind.

The only pussy more interesting than pussy!!!!

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NL no!!! You can't hate cats. Let them into your life and your view of the world will change. Karma descends, heart rate drops, calm prevails.

When your better half is driving you crazy your cat will help you transcend everything!!

Pussy - both kinds - improve a mans life!!

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I have lived with cats most of my life and I can safely say from bitter experience that I pretty much loathe them......

.......the only pussy I like is that which is found on a woman.....

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I have lived with cats most of my life and I can safely say from bitter experience that I pretty much loathe them......

.......the only pussy I like is that which is found on a woman.....

1) Yes, and we know exactly the owner of that pussy. (Fine choice, incidentally.)

2) I don't loathe cats; I don't own one. But in context as regards RLC, there are  certainly days in which the cats are far more entertaining than their owners, since cats don't sit around watching TV 24-7.  In fact, maybe RLC could install aquariums in some of those apartments for the more dismal moments.

Hell, half the time I prefer to switch over to camcaps to spy on people like us and read all of our clever, snarky comments, and to enjoy NL's fine postings.

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