Linda and Tibor (2025) #1

[blue is the colour]

4 hours ago, upyourass said:

Ab-so-lu-te-ly NO intention of doing anything useful today.....#sofatime #bedtime

You taught her well 

[upyourass]

2 minutes ago, blue is the colour said:

You taught her well 

And I don't even get payed.....DAMN !

[upyourass]

Anybody seen if LLinda had an orgasm?  could only have happened when she was lying belly down on his lap (facing the wall) and he was elbow deep in one of her cavities.....

[upyourass]

LLinda still in shock, not realizing what just happened....now asking in the lego room, if he just violated her or that she had dreamed.

[Jonno]

In her corner with her favourite thing in the world. 

[Brit Guy]

Why does Linda always look cross-eyed when she watches tv from the bed...weird. 

[upyourass]

11 hours ago, Brit Guy said:

Why does Linda always look cross-eyed when she watches tv from the bed...weird. 

Not only in that position....she has that sometimes during the day, especially with making an effort....that's why I said 'sometimes'

[upyourass]

That idiot cam-watcher from last night must have been really fired......he forgot to unlock the freebee cams at RLC.

Lucky for me, the kitchen on X-Life is still open

[Howard]

On 1/3/2025 at 10:51 AM, upyourass said:

Anybody seen if LLinda had an orgasm?  could only have happened when she was lying belly down on his lap (facing the wall) and he was elbow deep in one of her cavities.....

If Linda had an orgasm, the planet would feel a small tremor.

To her credit, she has been a little more active lately vs the last 4 years (which ain't saying much).

[dougiestyle4u]

1 hour ago, Howard said:

she has been a little more active lately vs the last 4 years (which ain't saying much).

Yeah, she has that "get up and go" - get up from the bed and go directly to the sofa.

[Jonno]

On 1/4/2025 at 10:35 PM, Howard said:

If Linda had an orgasm, the planet would feel a small tremor.

To her credit, she has been a little more active lately vs the last 4 years (which ain't saying much).

Linda have an orgasm.

                 

🤣

[upyourass]

10 hours ago, Howard said:

To her credit, she has been a little more active lately vs the last 4 years (which ain't saying much).

'Active' might not be the right word here, but I think you are right and she has also lost some weight (did I just said that?). I believe that makes her feel a little better about her herself. Doesn't take away from the fact that she still has that lazy, irritating, freeloading and careless attitude that she won't get rid of easily. T-Boring thinks it's all fine, as long as he gets his 6 minutes every 14 days.

If she were mine, I would pull her off the couch by her hair every day to go look for a (steady) job. A few more years ( and more losing weight) and those udders will be hanging (even more) towards her toes and not making any money. That seems to start sinking in already because she was complaining on SM why she should even bother with her OF page.  We'll see. The year has just begun, the difficult months are starting now.