TBG 150 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!!!! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) Dr. Young: "But this is only $10! Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500." Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"* Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to make us angry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TxFeller Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1010 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 That is too freaking funny, TBG! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloe K Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 There is something about wise older geezers that make my panties wet......they know how to use their tools. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyFatboy Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 There is something about wise older geezers that make my panties wet......they know how to use their tools. That's about all old geezers can do is use their tools! The little blue pill does help quite well though lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted February 10, 2016 Author Share Posted February 10, 2016 I disagree. You put a hot young chickee in front of this geezer and spread her legs and I can assure you, Viagra won't be needed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyFatboy Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I disagree. You put a hot young chickee in front of this geezer and spread her legs and I can assure you, Viagra won't be needed. You got me, but I was talking real life LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 So am I. I love those Asian massage places. :yeahbaby: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 When you two youngsters get older, you'll simply appreciate the nights when you don't have to get up 5 times to pee. At my age, that's what we call performance! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thestarider Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Oh just 5 times, well aren't you the lucky one....How's it feel to have a wet tail? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 OMG!!! 5 times? I get up once and I'm pissed off because I drank too much and it interrupted my beauty sleep. And trust me, I need all that I can get. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1010 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Man, you guys must be old! I probably wake up several times because I should go, but..... fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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