van the man Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 In Olde English you forgot other words for a females sex organ - twat, fag, fanny, beef curtains, cunny, front bottom, slit, muff, minge (a favourite of mine!), gash to name but a few!!! We always have been inventive with the English language!!!
TBG 150 Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Minge was always a favorite of mine. I dated a British girl for a while. I loved it when she would scream, 'Oh baby, fuck my hot wet minge as hard as you can.' And you can trust me that I did. :)
Guest Squirrel Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 I've taught you well Squirrel. :) Yes, Oh Master, I have learned much from your wisdom. But Oh Master, teach me more about this concept of "The Minge."
woodworker Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Cover your eye's Kitten,.. How about 'Clam'. I happen to know that Chaucer liked Clams.
woodworker Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 ODE TO THE QUIM And as she lay there so pale and slim Her rosey pink quim resting on my chin Yea I wondered as I ponder the depths I've fallen in Take care me baird if ye know not how to swim
woodworker Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Thank you Squirrel, I thought it was somewhat romantic, but with a cautionary note attached to it.
Guest Squirrel Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Thank you Squirrel, I thought it was somewhat romantic, but with a cautionary note attached to it. I believe that clams have shells that close suddenly, in order to catch their prey. But then again, that has plenty do to with alimony, lawsuits, and men who have lost their dicks. I'm guessing it's off-topic in this category. But maybe it's correct... The quote was wonderful, by the way.
Panther063 Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 I interpreted that as him saying he'd need a ladder strapped sideways across his back so he wouldn't fall in, or something like that :P
TBG 150 Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 If her quim, was sitting on his chin, then she may be trying to get his head all the way in.
Panther063 Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 I hope he's using a snorkel so he can breath
van the man Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 'A modern love story' 'Oh to impinge upon the minge, all slippery and wet and me all set, in I go and her face doesn't matter, all I can think of is how long I can twat her' It ain't Shakespeare or Squirrel or Chaucer but it says everything about guys attitudes to sex!!!!
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