Slender Man

Shane the Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour she wanted in each room. They went into the first room and she said, "I want this room to be painted light blue." The builder went to the front door and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he went back into the house, she said the next room was to be bright red. The builder once again went to the front door and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he came back, the woman said, "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell, " green side up - what is that for?". The builder replies, "Don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwi's laying the turf out front."

Lucky if it lasts a month, certainly won't last 2.

No problem. 👍

True. Always someone having a shittier day.

Can think of a few names, and "Cool man" isn't one of them. LOL