Slender Man

@StnCld316 Deal with this sick fuck.

Red Morning Light - Kings of Leon?

The Serg & Mel Production Co.

If he has any sense he won't. Would you?

Anyone that is being honest with themselves knows fine well RLC is hanging by a thread. Yes, the loss of apartments hasn't helped, but what has been done to find "new" apartments, "new" tenants. Best thing they (RLC) can come up with is returnees and keeping the" watching young girls get drunk and pretend they are "Lesbian" fanatics happy and spending money. 2020 should have been the chance for a fresh start, but guarantee just same old shit.

I know you are young and all, but a little more self respect wouldn't go a miss. Knowing what the fuck is going on around you also.

Do these two have any "friends" that work for a living?

Classy bird. LOL

Best thing to do. Let the Aholes and tarts degrade themselves. LOL

A man was sitting at the bar at Heathrow and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting just up from him. He thought to himself. "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an Air Hostess. I wonder what airline she works for?" Hoping to find out, he leaned over towards her and uttered the Delta Airline slogan. "Love to fly and it shows" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he thought to himself. "Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. So he leaned towards her again and said, "Something special in the air". She gave him the same confused look. He mentally scratched Singapore Airlines off his list. Then he thought. "Perhaps she works for Thai Airways...." and said, "Smooth as silk?" This time, the woman turned on him and said, "What the fuck do you want?" The man smiled, sat back in his chair and said, "Ahhhhh, Ryanair!"

A shopkeeper advertises "Sales assistant/handyman wanted" in his shop window. After a few hours go by a young simple lad walks in and says, "I'd like to apply for the job advertised in your window. Shopkeeper: Have you and previous experience? Simple Lad: No not in a shop, but I am handy because I just live around the corner. Shopkeeper: Ha ha ok I will give you a trial. I will serve this customer and you follow my lead on the next one. Customer: Hello sir, I would like to buy some grass seed. Shopkeeper: Great! would you like to purchase a lawn mower also, because once it grows you'll need to cut it. Customer: Oh ok then. So the Simple Lad then stands behind the counter as another customer walks in, Customer whispers: I'd like to buy some tampons. Simple Lad: What? Customer: My wife's on her you know and I would like to buy some tampons for her. Simple Lad: Oh....Ok would you like to buy a lawn mower with that? Customer: Why? Simple Lad: Well your weekends fucked so you might as well cut the grass.

Sometimes better being in your own little world. Keeps the shit at bay.

These two haven't changed, if anything they have got worse. Even the Chaturbate crap is the same over and over, but some seem to enjoy that.

Have to be stupid to leave that sleaze alone with your "girlfriend". As for being the next Alexandra. Think that ship has sailed.

Was he pissed while fitting them. LOL

Never watched it to be honest.

WTF is happening @Amy3?!

Little blonde looks no bad. Wouldn't kick her out for crumbs.

The Stiffmeister. LOL

The dad. LOL

Another drunk from the local homeless shelter. Viki & Kate are not exactly normal, the shit these two have done involving guys. True Lesbians

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, i don't know what else to do. Whenever i go home after we have been out drinking, i turn the headlights off before i get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before i go into the house, i sneak upstairs, i get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you are obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, "How about a blowjob?"..... and she's always sound asleep."

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit & veg. "Now class, i'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit or veg, and you tell me what i'm talking about. Okay, first. It's round, plump and red". Of course, Johnny raised his hand first, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered, "An apple." The teacher replied, "No, Deborah, it's a beet, but i like your thinking. "Now for the second. "Its soft, fuzzy and coloured red and brownish. Well, Johnny is hopping up and down on his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, i'm afraid it's a potato. But i like your thinking", the teacher replies. Here is another. It's long, yellow and fairly hard". By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana", she says. "No," the teacher replies, it's a squash, but i like your thinking." Johnny by now is pissed, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, i've got one for you teacher, let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, i've got it. it's round, hard and it's got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries out. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, it's a quarter, but i like your thinking!"

When i was in London a few months ago, i was approached by a prostitute as i left a club on one of the back streets of Soho. Mainly interested in checking the rate of exchange i assure you, i asked, "How much?" "It'll cost ya 20 quid", replied the tart. "American Express?" I inquired. She gave me an appraising look and said, "You can go as fast as you like".

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem... In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out, he runs home to his wife. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As they get going, they find themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, feels that he is near to cum and fires the starter pistol. The next day, the man goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks, "How did it go?". The man replied, "Not that well.... when i fired the starter pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out the closet with his hands in the air!"